Complete the paragraph: God's other sons didn't turn out so well..

[Bossy Monkey]

[mainegreen]

1. as God had yet to master asexual reproduction.

Raul, the oldest, was sadly born without soul, and simply wasn't popular enough with the angels to get the job as savior. Bill, the second oldest, disappeared one day when he fell off a cloud chasing a leaf. Never too bright that one. Helen, the third, and God's only daughter, seemed the most promising, didn't have the necessary disposition, as she took off one day on the back of the angel Lucifer's motorcycle, which by the way is the source of the friction between the two lasting to this very day. It wasn't until Jesus was born that God had a child with both the genes, the brain, and the meek personality suited to the job of savior.

[Bossy Monkey]

2. You're forgetting Chuck. Probably the less said about Chuck the better, though.

(Nice job, by the way:toast:)

[ForrestGump]

5. Chuck

was written out in the second season and rarely referred to again. His disappearance remains unsolved.

[Bossy Monkey]

8. At least he has his basketball to keep him company n/t

[Bossy Monkey]

3. Well I thought it was funny anyway :) n/t

[ForrestGump]

4. One went to Phoenix,

the other went to Hell.







Same place, really...

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Not true; Hell is significantly cooler

Good to see you here, fella!:hi:

[surrealAmerican]

7. His daughters, however, were unquestionably more successful.

All three went on to create worlds of their own, worlds without the inherent problems of the one their father created.

[Bossy Monkey]

9. And don't we wish we could go there? n/t