xposting for flvegan: killer spiders found at Whole Foods

[LeftyMom]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5293274

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Yikes!

:scared:

[SeattleGirl]

2. EEK!

That is NOT good!

[LeftyMom]

3. He hasn't responded to this thread yet

Which means that either he's in a fetal position under his computer table whimpering, or that he went to get more Gardenburger chick'n patties and his dessicated husk is somewhere back behind the bananas at Whole Paycheck.

[NYC_SKP]

4. Those spiders are known to lay their eggs in victim's orifrices...

Just sayin' :scared:

[LeftyMom]

5. He posted to another thread, and didn't mention anything about spider eggs up his nose or anything.

But still. He's in Florida, so if the Organic Fair Traded Spiders of Doom didn't get him, they still have tarantulas and poisonous toads and alligators and Rhonda Storms and all sorts of other scary shit.

No wonder he has a house full of pit bulls. Jesus.

[Lost in CT]

6. Were they certified organic? Were they Fair trade? Were they $8 each?

[LeftyMom]

7. Artisinal, heirloom, fairly traded, organic spiders- $13.99 each.

[PVnRT]

8. Well, I did see Chilean Sea Bass at the one nearest my house

Not cool.

[Roon]

9. I used to haul bananas

and you would get the occasional tarantula or other weird spiders. What was the weirdest were these green snakes that would show up every now and then. I had no idea if they were poisonous or not.

[Lil Missy]

10. Fuck oh dear!!!