Have you found Jesus?

[BuelahWitch]

But then...

[MrScorpio]

1. Why? I didn't lose him n/t

[geardaddy]

2. Yeah he's between the couch cushions

[Jamastiene]

3. Why yessss, he's in my bathtub

makin' me feel like I'm floating. I REALLY enjoy my bubble baths. That simply HAS to be where Jesus is. :evilgrin:

[old mark]

4. Probably walkin' right through the bubble bath.

Great guy, though.
Wish I still had hair like that


mark

[DevonRex]

19. Uh oh. The fundies aren't gonna like Jesus bathin' with a nekkid womin.

[Initech]

5. Yes. He was underneath the sink.

[Wapsie B]

6. It wasn't my day to watch him. I thought it was yours.

[Orsino]

7. He won't get far, bleeding like that.

But cover me--nothing's more dangerous than a wounded messiah.

[hobbit709]

8. He lives down the street, married to a friend of mine.

Jesus Aguirre. And he has a son, Jesus Jr.

[Arugula Latte]

9. We're playing "sardines," so once I find him, I have to join him in the hiding place

[rurallib]

10. Our little town is half Hispanic. Lots of guys named Jesus

One of our mentees is named Jesus. Kids got a brain on him!

[Greyskye]

11. He's lost? No, wait.........

[ornotna]

12. Look under the sofa cushion

Probably find the remote there too

[trof]

13. No, but I did see his picture on a milk carton yesterday.

;-)

[keroro gunsou]

14. why

did the fundies lose him again?

[Sebastian Doyle]

15. I believe He was last seen right here at DU

Unfortunately it appears as though he was crucified again :(

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x106088

[HopeHoops]

16. Is he missing? Did they put out an Amber Alert?

[SoxFan]

17. These guys are stealing him

[DevonRex]

18. Looks like Jesus #1 is fixing to wind up just like Jesus #2.

[CreekDog]

20. Jesus sits at the right hand of God

:wtf:

[NV Whino]

21. I didn't know he was lost.

[BuelahWitch]

22. Not only lost, but apparently broken too...

[Initech]

23. Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[Lethe]

25. That's like, your opinion, man.

[Richard Steele]

24. He's always in the last place I look. nm

[elleng]

26. No.

Is he lost?