P Diddy Confused and Disgusted by a $1 bill

[DS1]

[SoxFan]

1. SoxFan confused and disgusted by P Diddy

or whatever the hell he is calling himself this week...

[Bread and Circus]

2. LOL. To be fair he probably was cheated and there should have

only been hundreds in his stash!

[redqueen]

11. Yep. The rest are all 100s...

seems like someone pulled a fast one on him.

[arcadian]

3. The insulating material in Diddy's Air Jordan vest/life preserver,

you guessed it, 100 dollar bills.

[no name no slogan]

10. OT, but

Is that the coat of arms for Nunavut in your sigline?

[arcadian]

13. Indeed

Or NEW NARWHALTON

[AlCzervik]

4. Diddy gets manicures.

[mainegreen]

5. He actually does look confused, doesn't he?

[Deja Q]

6. Either he forgot what a $1 bill looks like, or he has something against George Washington.

It couldn't be because somebody slipped him a tip that's roughly fifty times the value of his 'music'...

[Lost in CT]

8. The rich rarely see cash under a hundred... nt

[Deja Q]

12. Well, that's his problem.

:rofl:

Of course, I wish we could all be rich from hawking truly wonderful, intelligent, thought-provoking lyrics such as the ones he speaks into the microphone - like these:

I Need A Girl (Part One) lyrics
(also featuring Usher & Loon)

P. Diddy
Yeah, Yeah
I need a, I want a

Usher
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life

P. Diddy
Yo, I'm internationally known on the microphone
I got it all, but I really need a wife at home
I don't really like the zone, never spend the night alone
I got a few, you would like to bone
But, chicks don't romance me, don't tickle my fancy
Only Tiffany, Nancy; that's not what my plans be
I need a girl that could stand me, raise me a family
Go to trips at the Lancy, trip to the Grammy's cause
Most of these girls be confusin me
I don't know if they really love me or they usin me
Here's the money, or maybe you ain't used to me
Cause you was depressed and now you abusin me
That's why I need a girl that be true to me
Know bout the game, and know how to do to me
Without a girl on my side, shit I ruin me
Forget the word, it's just you and me

P. Diddy & Usher
Now let's ride.....

Chorus: Usher
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life

Loon
Yo, now I have had a lot of women in my lifetime
But see it's not a lot of women that got the right mind
I done had pretty chicks with all the right features
And hoodrat chicks that only rock sneakers
Cellphones and beepers, and know how to treat ya
You break her heart, she'll walk out and leave ya
I find a girl, I'ma keep her
Cuz now I'm gettin money and the game gettin deeper
I want some real shit, I need somebody I can chill with
I need somebody I can build with
I need somebody I can hold tight
With the time and no full limits, no right
Anytime we together would feel so right
You the girl I been lookin for my whole life
God bless me, I'm glad I got the insight
It's cuz of you girl, now I understand life

Loon & Usher
I need a girl...

Chorus: Usher
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life

P. Diddy
I had a girl that would've died for me
Didnt 'preciate her so I made her cry for me
Every night she had tears in her eyes for me
Quarter K's, shorty took the whole ride for me
First we were friends then became lovers
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers
Now you gone, can't love you like I really wanna
But everytime I think about your pretty smile
And how we used to drive the whole city wild
Damn I wish you would've had my child
A pretty little girl wit Diddy's smile
This shit is wild
All dem days that I reminisce
About the way I use to kiss dem pretty lips
But as long as you happy, I'ma tell you this
I love you girl and you're the one that I will always miss
I love you, yeah

Chorus: Usher
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life

And there's more than one part to that narcissistic drivel?!! :wow:

[flvegan]

7. BK Value Menu score!

[EastTennesseeDem]

9. Bears a striking resemblance to

[Flaxbee]

14. lol!

:rofl: Great expression on his face.

[jobycom]

15. For years he has been told that it was HIS picture on the $1 bill. nt

[Shell Beau]

16. Hilarious!