My husband is now claiming he is a cylon

[skygazer]

But I don't think he is because he's wandering around the house burping and singing "Having My Baby" which doesn't seem like cylon behavior to me.

Any thoughts?

[WolverineDG]

1. I wouldn't worry about it until he shaves his head, puts orange jello in the tub

& hooks himself up to your home's electrical systems....and even then you don't have to worry too much until he starts quoting "Paradise Lost."

dg

[UndertheOcean]

2. whats a cylon ?

[Ikonoklast]

3. One of these, silly!

[Tom Kitten]

4. I wouldn't worry until he starts looking like this...

But keep an eye on him! Burping and singing "Having My Baby" are early indications of trouble possibly arising. I'd periodically check the top of his head for any swellings or growths, but be sure to be nonchalant about it!

[Swede]

5. He picked a fine time to quit drinking ambrosia.

[Angleae]

6. McCondom?

Do I want to know? I hope is isn't what it sounds like.

[Swede]

7. Ambrosia is the booze what they drink on BSG.

This was the first hit on a google search,not sure what the pamphlet is about.

[NYC_SKP]

9. Those are whiskey flavored condoms. I'm wearing one now.

And no, you can't taste mine. Get your own. :P

http://www.scotlandshopdirect.com/McCondom---Whiskey-Flavoured-Condoms/pid,649,cid,243038,product.php

[Angleae]

10. I hope you didn't get them at McDonalds.

:P

[alfredo]

8. As long as a Clyon takes out the garbage and puts the toilet seat down,

I wouldn't worry too much.

[Dr. Strange]

11. How to Spot a Cylon...