Yeah, when monkeys fly out of my butt!

[kmla]

I want to create a list of things that are less likely to happen than airborne simian creatures emerging post-rectally from kmla's posterior. (I'll bet you didn't think you would read a sentence constructed like THAT today, huh?)

List starters:

1. The Bush administration will admit that supply side, trickle down economics really WAS a freakin' lie.

2. Halliburton will admit to war profiteering, and give back it's money. Willfully. Without legal action.

3. * will admit, "Well, maybe I didn't show up fer Guard duty as I was s'posed ta. My bad."

Well? Let's add your comments, shall we?

[matcom]

1. * will say, "Yeah, we knew 9/11 was coming but we needed our war DAMMIT!"

:)

[grannylib]

2. Chimpy will admit to all the shenanegins involved in stealing the election

in 2000, particularly in Fla, and Rove and his minions will all be jailed

[LynneSin]

3. "Yea, I skipped out on my service in Alabama so I could snort coke"

:eyes:

[kmla]

4. Shameless kick.

*sniffs, kicks a rock on the ground, sits back down with elbows on knees, and chin resting in hands*

shucks.

[peekaloo]

5. "What's wrong with fooking over the old folks?"

Boo$h admitting his Medicare "overhaul" actually is a payback to the insurance and drug companies that back his sorry ass.

[rasputin1952]

6. Admit that the only reason he got through college...

much less into college, was because of his fathers 'legacy'.

Realize that a man, (or woman), that is intellectually baffled by, "The little Engine That Could", should NOT be at the helm of the most powerful nation this world has ever seen.

Admit that the invasion of Iraq was to get to its oil.

Admit that Saddam was never a threat to the United States.

Realize that his administration has been a complete failure, and step down; to return to Crawford to get back under his rock with the rest of the lizards.

O8)

edited: spelling error