Insult me, but only if you can make it sound like you really mean it.

[Orrex]

:popcorn:

[EastTennesseeDem]

1. Get that stupid popcorn smilie out of your post, moran

It's a cop out for when you don't have anything intelligent to say.

[Orrex]

2. Nice one!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

3. are you so ignorant as to take me for a chatbot?

[Orrex]

4. Topical!

Well done!

[BarenakedLady]

5. Why?

Do you really think you deserve my time and effort?

[Orrex]

6. How meta!

:P

[Lil Missy]

7. Ohhhhhh, BITE ME!

:P

[Orrex]

9. Is that an insult or an invitation?

Or maybe both?

Whoa!

[AlCzervik]

8. Feck off, i'm not here to serve you unless it's your large ass you want on a platter.

[Orrex]

13. Funny you should mention that: true story!

When I lived in Austin back in 1992, I had very long hair. One evening I was standing at a bus stop, when a car full of energetic young men drove by. One of them leaned out the window.

"Hey, man," he shouted. "You should get a haircut! I thought you were a girl and almost picked you up!"

"Thanks," I yelled back. "I'm flattered!"

"What?"

"I'm flattered," I repeated.

"I don't have a platter," he replied loudly.


And they drove off.

[AlCzervik]

17. :-O

nice hearing fail. I do that all the time, maybe it comes with age.

Last summer i'm walking downstairs and my daughter yells "What are we having for dinner?" and i swear to god i thought she called me a deck chair. "Why did you call me a deck chair?" "What, are you having a stroke, do i need to call 911 mom".

So now what does she call me, "Ok deck chair"




:rofl:

[omega minimo]

41. deleted subthread

[flvegan]

10. Deleted message.

[EastTennesseeDem]

11. Oh man. That was ba-a-a-a-a-a-aaad

I know you're joking, but I think you crossed the line.

[Orrex]

15. Doesn't matter. I have flvegan on Ignore

Or fiveagain. Whatever his name is.

[EastTennesseeDem]

16. Well then I'll tell you what he said

(Post deleted by admin)

[Orrex]

18. Well, maybe that *was* a bit over the top

Yikes!

[UndertheOcean]

12. Fuck off you cat eater, I hope a planet falls on your big sleazy head you fuck .

suck my salty b@lls

[Orrex]

14. Now that's what I'm talking about!

Well played! :applause:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. Why?

[Orrex]

21. Because I'm so indescribably awesome that I need to be taken down a peg or two

As if my awesomeness weren't self-evident. Puh-leeze!

[petronius]

31. Are you serious? Dude, we've seen your threads.

"Indescribable" maybe fits, but as for the rest - there are no pegs below yours...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

38. meh. How about I just damn you with faint praise?

I don't have the energy for anything more.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

20. I don't like you enough to enable your sick fantasies.

Go get your thrills somewhere else.

:P

[Orrex]

24. Insult me if you must

But don't insult my thrills. That is going too far.

[rug]

22. What kind of imbecile can't spell oryx?

[Orrex]

25. No wonder I haven't been able to find that Atwood book

Doh!

[struggle4progress]

23. No. I don't think you could take it

[Orrex]

28. Oh, I can take it.

And this time it's personal!

[struggle4progress]

33. No, really, I don't think you can

[struggle4progress]

34. I want to tell you this story: many years ago, I used to practice insult

as humor -- in a group of friends, not on the general public

I thought I got very fast and sharp at it

I went to a party one night, and somebody had brought one of his mentors as a guest

The person said to the mentor, This guy can really insult you if you like

The mentor said, He can't insult me! Go ahead! Try to insult me!

I didn't know the fellow: there was plenty of alcohol, and I thought it maybe wasn't the best way to introduce myself -- so I just said, No

I may never have offended a person more in my life

[Bryn]

26. Since you're always wearing steel armor

you need to take a shower :P

[Orrex]

27. No way--I'll rust!

Oil can!

[Bryn]

29. LOL

:rofl:

What will I see when you take off your steel armor?

[Bryn]

36. Ah..I was right!

I will see fleas, ticks, chiggers, leech on your body when you take off your steel armor! You still need shower and scrub! :P

[Sebastian Doyle]

30. You're a goddamn Bush loving, Freeper Repuke Limbaugh fan FAUX Noize watching bastard!

:evilgrin:

[Orrex]

32. Stop--I'll blush!

Too late!
:blush:

[LeftyFingerPop]

35. Your fucking breath smells like "Essence of Dead Bloated Donkey Crotch"

and your BO would knock a hungry dog off a meat wagon.

[Orrex]

57. Now that's hardcore

Is the donkey dead, or is his crotch dead? The distinction is important.

[Tom Kitten]

37. Orrex sounds like a good name for a troll

A weak troll who's spent too much time under the bridge...

[Orrex]

56. I hang out there because it's a good place to meet goats

[Noodleboy13]

39. Hey, Your shoes are untied.

Psych.

Owned by a lurking noob.


peace
Noodleboy

[Orrex]

55. They may be untied, but at least they're not Velcro shoes

No one except astronauts should wear those.

[omega minimo]

40. you can't read this

[Incitatus]

42. What kind of dumb fuck asks to be insulted? Get a life, asshole.

I hope you die.

[Orrex]

54. Nice!

Really captured the fire and the flavor. Bravo!

[zanne]

43. You don't look both ways before crossing and you smell of camel. nt

[Orrex]

53. No, but I look one way. Twice.

Can't comment on the camel thing right now. Not until hump day.

[zanne]

73. Well all right then. nt

[hobbit709]

44. Ain't worth the effort.

[Orrex]

52. Hey, that hurts!

:cry:

[Wetzelbill]

45. You remind me of Larry Kudlow. nt

[Orrex]

50. Thanks! He was great as Phoebe in Friends.

[Wetzelbill]

62. at first I thought I went too far

Now after your answer it's apparent I didn't go far enough.

[TZ]

46. .

You are an indigo child and therefore also .......;)

[Orrex]

49. Careful!

I'll delete your porn, too. Just ask you-know-who!

[3.14158675309]

47. Your type really makes me puke, you

Vacuous, stuffy-nosed, malodorous pervert!!!

[Orrex]

48. If the type bothers you, change the display font

Duh!

[3.14158675309]

59. There's a new seriff in town in case you hadn't noticed.

[Orrex]

63. I've met him. He works in the capital building

Previously, as a lawyer, he worked a lot of the lower cases.

[3.14158675309]

67. I heard he liked to text in court; pretty bold of him

[conscious evolution]

51. Get lost woo-wooer.

[Orrex]

58. Woo-wooers can't get lost

They're one with the universe, and therefore are everywhere already.

[conscious evolution]

64. So says the indigo child.

Don't you know that only crystal children and hot dogs are one with everything?

[Deep13]

60. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! nt

[Orrex]

65. You have that SOOOOO backwards

[Tommy_Carcetti]

61. Dipshit Orrex has an x in his screen name.

What type of dumb ass has an x in his screen name?

[Orrex]

66. The X is for sexy

[TZ]

68. Is that sexy or sexist?

:P
(Nothing wrong with being sexy though)

[Orrex]

69. Not sexist Sexiest.

Obviously!

[TZ]

71. You've got some real balls there buddy

Some ugly stainless steel balls that is...:hide:

[Dinger]

70. Oh, You're One Of "Those" People

How's that?

[Dr. Strange]

72. Your nose is slightly crooked.

And your genetic material comes from questionable sources.

[Orrex]

78. Not true. I was built to very precise specifications in a super-duper laboratory

And my nose isn't crooked; it's prehensile.

[Blue-Jay]

74. Who are you and why should I bother?

[Orrex]

79. Because I've got a golden ticket

And I'll tell you where they keep the Oompa Loompas after lights-out.

[Pharlo]

75. Change your name to

'Fried chicken eating, cheese sandwich endorsing, merit pay for home-schooling educators, Olive Garden patron, pitbull loving DUer' and you won't need to solicit insults.

[Orrex]

80. I tried that during the amnesty

But it was already taken.

Good suggestion, though!

[Arugula Latte]

76. Your screenname reminds me of "Orifice," which is apropos for a stinky sphincter such as yourself

[Orrex]

83. I'm betting that lots of things remind you of 'Orifice'

You creepy orifice-ophile.

[MilesColtrane]

77. You smell like a bus.

[Orrex]

81. Succinct--nicely done!

I've spent 48+ hours on a Greyhound on two separate occasions. The potent scent of bus is not easily forgotten.

[Rabrrrrrr]

82. You're not worth the effort to make it look like I mean it.

[Orrex]

84. Why don't you just admit outright that you're in love wit me?

Everyone knows it, after all.

[ROFF]

85. May your children

grow up to look like you.

[Orrex]

86. That's sort of an insult, but...

All things considered, I'd still rather they look like me than like the paperboy.

[Juche]

87. I don't know anything about you

Generally you have to know something about someone to insult them. You have never written anything interesting enough to make me pay attention to you. I didn't even know you existed on this board until this thread. So its hard to insult you.