Post an inconvenient truth.
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Thu Mar-12-09 08:28 AM
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Post an inconvenient truth.
I'll start. If you live in a state where you have mild winters, chances are very good you have hellacious summers. And vice versa.
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Thu Mar-12-09 08:32 AM
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1. The odds of finding the other shoe are inversely proportional to the time available to find it.
I have no idea if I used the phrase "inversely proportional" correctly, but I thought it sounded good.
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Thu Mar-12-09 08:37 AM
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"varies inversely" works, too
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Thu Mar-12-09 08:37 AM
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2. i think you are correct
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Thu Mar-12-09 08:40 AM
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3. if you live with three cats and a big border collie...
the likely hood of all 4 of them ending up in your bed when your husband is away on a road trip its cold, AND its raining... AND the border collie has "thunderstorm issues" is 100%
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Thu Mar-12-09 08:51 AM
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4. The dancer at the titty bar isn't interested in you, she's just trying to make a living
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Thu Mar-12-09 09:31 AM
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9. you mean Trixxxi doesn't like me?????
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Thu Mar-12-09 08:52 AM
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5. we all have a preference for our ingroups
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Thu Mar-12-09 09:01 AM
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6. If you watch Fox News there is a 95% chance your body looks like this....
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Thu Mar-12-09 09:05 AM
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7. Packing to move in a house with cats means
one or both cats will disappear at some point. Gracie vanished last night. She slipped out the back door and spent the night in the basement. I looked for her for over an hour this morning.
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Thu Mar-12-09 09:20 AM
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8. The national "do not call list" is ineffective.
I have both my cell phone & home phone on the list & still get two or three calls a day.
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Thu Mar-12-09 10:57 AM
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10. If you give 100%, but your partner only 50%
You will lose 50% of the times, but your partner never.
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Thu Mar-12-09 11:11 AM
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Thu Mar-12-09 11:19 AM
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12. Nothing in your life is ever going to change unless
You get off your ass and change it yourself.
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Thu Mar-12-09 12:12 PM
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13. if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is
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Thu Mar-12-09 12:30 PM
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14. A lot of people who claim to be in open relationships are lying.
By no means all of them, not even a majority. But a significant number.
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Thu Mar-12-09 01:16 PM
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15. Most parents don't want you to talk to their teenaged....
daughter(s) about how your own teenage marriage ended up working out just fine. Tikki
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Thu Mar-12-09 01:17 PM
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16. The older you get, the faster time goes.
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Thu Mar-12-09 03:35 PM
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22. and the faster time goes
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Thu Mar-12-09 03:38 PM
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23. Whoa. You just blew my mind.
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Thu Mar-12-09 01:19 PM
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17. Mini-vans may be practical but they are the first sign that you have
truly given up on any hope of ever being cool
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Thu Mar-12-09 01:20 PM
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18. I don't get laid enough
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Thu Mar-12-09 01:26 PM
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19. There are more laws against you having fun than against someone hurting you.
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Thu Mar-12-09 02:57 PM
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Thu Mar-12-09 03:13 PM
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21. Unless you live in Minnesota
where we have hellacious winters and summers to match.
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Thu Mar-12-09 03:42 PM
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24. The world is made up of you and everybody else ...
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Thu Mar-12-09 03:45 PM
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25. My dick is over a foot long
It makes it very inconvenient to find pants that fit properly.
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