If you needed to make $1000 a month for the next three months,

[leftofthedial]

while spending as little time as possible doing it,

what would you do?

[petronius]

1. It's easy - you send me $5, then I'll put you on a list so other people can

send you $5. You'll make bank in no time!

Seriously, I don't know - I'd probably try a temp agency... :shrug:

[leftofthedial]

3. If you're gonna be the new Madoff,

you need to ask for more than $5...

:-) I could give the temp agency a try. I have skills.

[quakerboy]

2. become a republican

and go on the TV

[leftofthedial]

4. It's Obama's fault.

Cut taxes!


(how am I doing?)

[quakerboy]

6. Not enough hatred or innanity

Maybe start a birther site and ask for donations? That might just get you there.

If it were a few months ago, I would say go and contest an election before some new Dem senator is officially seated, but I think that ship has sailed until the next election.

[XemaSab]

5. I'd be a hooker

Work 10 hours and take the rest of the month off. :D

[leftofthedial]

7. I look terrible in hot pants.

[MajorChode]

8. So do most hookers

[leftofthedial]

11. I'll put it on my resume then.

:thumbsup:

[DarkTirade]

9. Is it bad if that was my first thought too?

:P

[Maine-ah]

10. I'm a waitress/bartender and work less than 30 hours a week

I make anywhere from 400-500 a week. Nights only.

If you're looking for a second job to make some quick cash this is the way to do it.

[leftofthedial]

12. Thanks for the, uh, tip...

I'll see if I can find something close by. I could do that.

[RedCloud]

13. I'd have garbage, er, garage sales.

Maybe get rid of that furniture I don't care for no mo'. And rake in the dough. A few big ticket items and presto.

[jobycom]

14. Easy. Mow grass, and charge $1000 an hour.

More seriously, something with tips works well. If you can deliver pizzas, wait tables, park cars, or things like that, you can clear a thousand quickly if you get the right hours.

[Strong Atheist]

15. Temp work near a major city. nt.