Tales of Vile Dooshbagary. Issue #1 Vol. ,1 March 2009

[leeroysphitz]

[BuelahWitch]

1. May I be the first to ask, "WTF IS THAT??"

Are they real humans? Or Photoshop?

[Swede]

2. I has to be photoshopped.

Doesn't it?

[leeroysphitz]

4. I didn't photoshop it. I think this may be a genuine example of non- domesticated American Dooshbags

in their native environment.

[Swede]

5. No,not you,leeroy.

The original photo.

[tanngrisnir3]

9. Douchebag/;Guido montage, for your delectation

[Iggo]

10. Friggin Oompa-loompas. n/t

[leeroysphitz]

15. Those guys in the top left pic all look like they are trying to pull some sort of Zoolander face...

Dooshes...

[leeroysphitz]

16. The guys in the bottom row all look like Hellboy....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Some things are even beyond photoshop. This might be one of them.

WTF did that guy do to his face??

[mcctatas]

3. So wrong on so many levels!

and that dude looks like a cartoon character! :wtf:

[flvegan]

7. Okay, for the second time...

This was obviously taken backstage at a bodybuilding/fitness competition. They're a good example of the before/after use of ProTan. Hers is rubbed in properly, and she's likely just come off of the stage and already wiped her face. He has yet to appear on stage, as he's still layering product. His show isn't likely until much later that day/night.

[leeroysphitz]

8. Why do you hate America?

[ghostsofgiants]

11. ProTan is a crime against humanity.

[sammythecat]

12. That guy looks like a plastic action figure

[BuelahWitch]

13. Yes he does!

His poor face, it doesn't look human...

[Bombero1956]

14. I've seen him before

[KitchenWitch]

17. Why, gods, why?

:banghead: