30-35yo white male douche demographic?

[Midlodemocrat]

Can I get a show of hands?

[CreekDog]

1. i'm past that

:hi:

[mcctatas]

9. Duh....

she said white MALE douche demographic you silly girl!

[GoneOffShore]

2. Sorry, old fart demographic here.

[LeftyMom]

3. flvegan is 38.

Just thought I'd mention that.

[amitten]

7. Ouch! n/t

[flvegan]

11. I'm 37.

[LeftyMom]

14. Well I can't just say "Hey man!"

ARTHUR
Old woman!

DENNIS
Man!

ARTHUR
Man. I'm sorry. Old man, What knight lives in that castle over there?

DENNIS
I'm thirty-seven.

ARTHUR
What?

DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven ... I'm not old.

ARTHUR:
Well - I can't just say: "Hey, Man!'

DENNIS
Well you could say: "Dennis"

ARTHUR
I didn't know you were called Dennis.

DENNIS
You didn't bother to find out, did you?

ARTHUR
I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked ...

DENNIS
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior ...

ARTHUR
Well ... I AM king.

[Kat45]

4. Wasn't that a riot?!

Now I'm trying to remember where I heard it and whose audience it was. (My memory sucks these days>)

[Midlodemocrat]

16. It was on SNL last night. Right after The Rock Obama segment.

Last night actually had some pretty funny comments for a change.

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Still over half a decade away, sorry.

[crimsonblue]

6. not I.

I'm 23 and an asshole, though.

[Inchworm]

8. You thinking sects?

I'll need some recovery time :D

:hi:

[underpants]

10. 25-30

[Initech]

12. I'm 28. I'm still in the young white male douche demographic.

To quote Homer Simpson - "Im a white male, age 18 to 39. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!"

[CreekDog]

13. Understand Midlo likes white male douches under 30

[Midlodemocrat]

15. He's adorable.

Except I'm not after him in a cougar way, I want to take him shopping for school clothes.

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

17. shopping for school clothes?

is that as innocent as it sounds?

and isn't he like 30? :dilemma:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. I think he's like 23, 24.

But he always looks like something the cat dragged in on the show. Seriously, someone should get him a new wardrobe.

:rofl:

[Missy Vixen]

19. Not all guys in their 30's are douches

I have a raging crush on one of them. ;-) Maybe he can explain the reason why Fergie has a career to me or something. Plus, who the hell is Ne-Yo?

:woohoo:

[sniffa]

20. You rang?

[blogslut]

21. hotchickswithdouchebags.com

I'm just sayin'. :)