All right, that's it. I need the Cliffs Notes on this Midlo/taterguy thing.

[Left Is Write]

ASAP.

[Shakespeare]

1. Apparently, we're supposed to pick sides.

I'm opting for the Switzerland option. :7

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Pfft...you = DTM™

Proud member of Midlo's army.

[Shakespeare]

4. Well, I WAS a proud member, until she dropped the title of "junta."

I was SO down with the junta. "Army" is just.....boring. :boring:

And you forgot to do it this way: DTM™

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I'll reinstate it!!!!! Anything to get you back.

Can I offer you a beverage? Wine, beer, Fresca?

[Name removed]

10. Deleted message

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[Name removed]

17. Deleted sub-thread

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[Fleshdancer]

21. YAY! Junta is way awesomer than Army!

:bounce:

What does the spud have? Is it an army? A gang? What are we up against exactly??

[Shakespeare]

24. AND we all get to wear berets.

Much, much cooler than a regular army.

[Fleshdancer]

25. excellent point. Berets look much better than helmets.

I must say, we're turning out to be one fine looking Junta. ;)

[LostinVA]

26. A peleton (since he rides a bike

[Shakespeare]

31. Wow.

Just wow.

[Midlodemocrat]

36. Unfucking real.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. Un-fucking-believeable

[Fleshdancer]

56. what in the world happened???

two deleted sub threads? Odd.

[LostinVA]

27. I also like "Cadre"

[LostinVA]

16. You're going to accept Nazi Gold?

[Captain Hilts]

39. I'll side with Parche. nt

[taterguy]

2. Here's the illustrated version

[TZ]

5. OMG!!

Are you comparing Midlo to a dog?! I'm not a troublemaker, not me!;)

[taterguy]

13. Here's a video version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUJ8dcLxFVg

[Fleshdancer]

6. does it have anything to do with coal vs gas grilling?

or is that something totally different?

Can't keep my lounge wars straight anymore.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. taterguy threw the first salvo with a post that he was coming

up the James to attack me because I have a gas grill.

It was 'on' right after that. Rabrrrrrr is nuking him from space in 4,3,2,1, :nuke:

[taterguy]

11. Well that certainly clarifies things

If it RabidDog was gonna nuke me do you really think I'd waste my last moments on Earth goofing off on DU?

[Left Is Write]

14. Well, for god's sake.

We have a gas grill AND a charcoal grill AND a smoker.

[Danger Mouse]

9. I think they had sex or something one time.

[Ikonoklast]

12. These are the latest dispatches from the front.

[LostinVA]

15. I don't know either, but I'm in Midlo's Army anyway

It's all Haruka's fault... somehow.

[Fleshdancer]

18. I joined earlier today...

My motto: FOLLOW THE WINE :D

[LostinVA]

19. That's a pretty good motto

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. It's always Haruka's fault

Always, even when it's not.

[LostinVA]

23. It makes stuff easier

[Left Is Write]

22. Well, I've got the wine. Whichever camp wants me, I've got the wine.

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. I'm in Midlo's army, so bring the wine over here.

[Left Is Write]

29. Okay. I've got a couple of Merlots and a Cab.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Good, I prefer reds

[taterguy]

32. Deleted sub-thread, really?

I stepped away from the computer, could someone fill me in via PM if necessary

[Shakespeare]

33. I'm genuinely baffled at the deletions.

I just sent you a PM. No fucking CLUE what's going on. It would be most appreciated if a mod would fill me in.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. I think you saw the extent of the sub-thread before it went poof

:shrug:

I'm baffled.

[Bucky]

34. Here's the real illustrated version

But which one is you?

[jobycom]

37. Um, can I be sick?

WTF is that? Satire? Or has the Cult really advanced that far?

[Midlodemocrat]

35. Not the first one, you'll notice.

Someone has an itchy alert finger.

Jesus.

[jobycom]

38. Lounge. Cliques. In-jokes. Rinse and Repeat.

I think that's it.

[Shakespeare]

40. Nah, this was a good spirited free-for-all.

Innocent silliness this time.

[jobycom]

41. They always are, until someone gets hurt.

How'd you like to be the little tater in that picture? Oh, the Tatermanity!

[Shakespeare]

42. LOL

I have a miniature Darth Tater on my desk at work. :thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

43. Well, here's the deal.

If you come into a thread being the net nanny, you shouldn't be surprised when people get pissed off.

Not you.

[jobycom]

45. Umm.

Now I really wish I'd seen those deleted threads!

[Midlodemocrat]

46. Trust me, you didn't miss anything.

I mean, seriously. Who would take this 'war' seriously? It was obviously all in good fun, but accusing people of actually attacking someone didn't go over too well. Hence the deleted sub-threads.

Someone has an itchy alert finger.

[Midlodemocrat]

44. Nope. No cliques or in-jokes.

taterguy declared war; I retaliated. I don't think that's happened before.

:rofl:

[jobycom]

47. Uh-huh.

No "boxed wine" bombs got dropped? No one mentioned Rush?

I was there, hon. I was there. (And I even mentioned Rush! Would have mentioned boxed wines, but I never understood that one.)

[Midlodemocrat]

49. Yeah, but that's par for the course.

It wasn't what started the 'war'.

[taterguy]

51. Seriously, the 'war' was started by that troublemaker LynneSin

You may have called me a douchebag, I didn't really notice or care

Then she started a thread acting like she was gonna be a "peacemaker"

I had to respond.

Besides, I had pics in my Photobucket of a cool battleship.

[Midlodemocrat]

52. That little tiny boat? Puleez.

:rofl:

[taterguy]

53. The size of ships in that era was determined by the size of Panama Canal

They had to be just small enough to fit through it.

Other nations had larger ships in their Navy but those were nations that didn't have to patrol all the seas in the world.

Really.

[Jamastiene]

54. Oh suuuuuure, you say size doesn't matter.

We shall see if you've learned how to use it. :P

:hide:

:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

55. IIRC, you called ME a douchebag, freeper.

:rofl: