All this brings me to my next topic: What kind of name is Zwan for a band?

[Symarip]

Granted, it wasn't really a band but still, what gives?

It reminds me of those shitty Zima commercials (which compared to Zwan are far more entertaining) where the asshole spokesperson would pronounce all the words that started with an 's' with a 'z' instead.

Man, fuck Zwan.

[ogneopasno]

1. Do they even make Zima anymore?

[Symarip]

3. God I hope not

They should outlaw it. Along with Billy Corgan's voice.

[ogneopasno]

4. Fucking stab it like a god damn narwhal.

[Symarip]

5. FUCK YEAH!!!1

NARWHALS ABOUT TO DOUBLE P BILLY CORGAN MAYBE QUADRUPLE P I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT.

[no name no slogan]

6. They quit making it last year or the year before

Interestingly enough, it coincided with when the last remaining Smashin Punkins fan quit being a fan.

Coincidence? I think not.

[HopeHoops]

2. Zima might just be the most lame thing you can put in a bottle.

As for Zwan - that's obvious. They wanted to name it "Swan", but were too stoned to pronounce it correctly.

[DarkTirade]

7. ... compared to any other band names he came up with?

:P

[Symarip]

8. He really does kind of sort of

Suck at life. Doesn't he?

[redqueen]

9. I don't think I know even one of their songs.

Maybe 'zwan' means utterly forgettable and lame.