DU men: could you please do me a favor?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Take your index finger and stick it into your navel as far as it will go. Then take a Sharpie and mark that depth on your finger.

Then, measure from the tip of your finger to that mark, and tell me the distance.

I'm gathering data for a study concerning the effect of winter on men's weight.

Thanks a lot, I'll talk to you later...I'm off to go shopping for a Speedo, some cheap cigars, and a few cases of discount beer in preparation of Spring arriving later this month.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. I NEED SOME GODDAMN HELP RIGHT NOW

ARM IS STUCK IN NAVEL UP TO MY SHOULDER...BRING VASELINE...

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. AT LEAST SEND ME SOME FUCKING VIBES OR SOMETHING.

[ipfilter]

3. I tried this, but I'm still digging out the lint.

[Dr. Strange]

9. Me too.

Hey! I found my remote. I've been wondering where that went.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Put it back!!

That's your liver!

[Dr. Strange]

15. Hmmm...

That explains why I kept getting closed captioning when I pressed the buttons.



No, wait. No it doesn't.

[Richard Steele]

4. I'm not doing that. Do you have any idea where that finger has been?

Wouldn't be prudent.

[sammythecat]

5. I got the Sharpie and everything

just gotta find the navel

I'll post later

[rug]

6. 3/8"

[Marrah_G]

7. ...........

[TZ]

8. I'm gonna change my usual tune here.

Thank Cheezus that there are NO pictures posted here...:scared:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. Why is it that you men have all the fun?

*harumph*

[HopeHoops]

12. Thanks - I was WONDERING where I put that lost credit card!

[Call Me Wesley]

13. The lint is blocking my finger.

Doh ...

[NYC_SKP]

14. A little more than 7 inches.

Or half a finger. :P