I used a narwhal tusk as a murder weapon...

[Left Is Write]

...in a short story I wrote a few years ago. It seemed appropriate to mention it today.

[Symarip]

1. FUCK YEAH!!!

Stupid fuckin' dolphin.

[Left Is Write]

2. ...

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

3. The best murder weapon

is an icicle....


The evidence melts and there are no fingerprints...



lost

[Left Is Write]

4. I did that too.

Though it was really quite improbable. :D

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5. BUT YOU COULDN'T STAB A NARWHAL WITH A ICECICLE

BECUZ IT WOULD STAB YOU FIRST!!! FUCK YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!1111

[DemBones DemBones]

6. Or a frozen leg of lamb. You hit your

husband over the head with it until he's dead, put the frozen lamb in a pan and put it in a high oven. Then you go to the store. When you come home, you "discover" your husband's body and call the police. After they get there you excuse yourself to check on your leg of lamb and turn the oven down so they don't know you were roasting it at a high temperature, because you tell them you put it in the oven just before you went to the store. When it's done, you invite the officers to eat et viola! they eat the murder weapon.

Alfred Hitchcock did that story on tv in the early Fifties. My mom, who regularly cooked leg of lamb, used to tell my dad "You know I have a leg of lamb in the freezer. . ." :rofl:

[Left Is Write]

7. That's one of my favorite Hitchcock episodes.

[DemBones DemBones]

8. It really is a great one, even when you know

what's going to happen.