The parking lot next door has turned into the Mother of All Fusterclucks

[SoxFan]

Apparently, the snow plow didn't show up today. At the moment, there's a Nissan Sentra marooned on a 3 foot high pile of snow. How it got there is beyond me.

[HopeHoops]

1. How it got there is simple - Too much testosterone, too little brains

[SoxFan]

2. There was a "12 wheels, no clue" incident at the drug store this morning

Somehow three cars all came within about a foot of each other without colliding. So naturally, they sat there for 5 minutes honking at each other trying to figure out who should try and pull out first.

[HopeHoops]

3. I'm guessing the first one to make it out was the one who hung up the cell phone and USED BOTH HANDS

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

4. Sounds like a post turtle

didn't get there by itself, sure as hell doesn't belong there, but how it got there, who the hell knows

[mainegreen]

5. The snow giveth,

The snow taketh away.
The snow lays the mighty low.
The snow taketh your sister and five of your best goats as well.