Oh, thank God, Shelley Cook has ended my search for the natural supplement to get big.

[Rabrrrrrr]

At least, according to the email she sent me this morning.

Though I'm also intrigued by Malcolm Gustafson's promise to "Get incredible sizing profit in pants."

And then there's Darrin Seay's promise to give my "rocket more TNT."

On the other hand, though, how could I not succumb to Katie Henson's promise that I can "Nail her like a youngster."

I'm glad that so many people - all legitimate business people and well-trained medical researchers, I'm sure - are working on this problem. I get offers from about ten of them every day.

I'm also getting lots of offers for MBAs, and also the many Ph.D.s for which I've been nominated. Which is weird, because we never had Ph.D.s by nomination when I was stupidly paying $30,000 a year in grad school. I should have just waited a decade. Now I've been nominated for, I bet, at least 50 of them. Take that, Newt Gingrich!

Plus all the kind folk selling me watches.

[TZ]

1. Smiling Bob is your friend!

:rofl: It always amazes me that anyone can take that bs seriously

[Droopy]

2. I get junk mail from online casinos and work from home scammers

I also get stuff from about 5 different names trying to tell me how to make money on craigslist.

I used to have a gambling jones so I know where the casino junk mail comes from, but I don't know about the work from home and craigslist deals.