wioooowheee! I'm drunk1!

[slinkerwink]

asak me any qquestions1!

[jpgray]

1. Mmm... What am I wearing?

Wait, that's not right. :o

:D

[slinkerwink]

5. a pinnnk sleiep!

[jpgray]

23. Right! Tonight the cross-dressing whimsical side of jpgray is on display

Now the follow up question, 'why did they make me leave the party?', hardly needs to be asked.

:D

[slinkerwink]

27. becauseee your weree singing a badd song called milkashsake

[jpgray]

40. For being drunk, you're surprisingly perceptive. :-) (nt)

[slinkerwink]

42. whaat else =can I say? Iw as dan cing to that sogn

[Syrinx]

8. No, what is slinkerwink *not* wearing?

;)

[slinkerwink]

11. I'm ntotg wwearing my baseebal cap1

[Syrinx]

18. you have a sexy head

(that's all I could think of. :) )

[slinkerwink]

29. thansks1! Ihave da good ahead on me, I think

[Wonk]

2. How many CIA spooks does it take to change a lightbulb?

[slinkerwink]

6. twentytgivefundred!

[MercutioATC]

3. Wooohoooo, Slinker!!

After 3/4 of a 5th of vodka (math majors, work that out), I'm not, but I'm happy for you!

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Oh, that's easy

You drank the equivalent of a 3.75th. Or you could call it a three and three quarters.

A real man would have had that much gin. naked.

[MercutioATC]

14. Oddly enough, that's the other bottle I bought today...Bombay Sapphire.

Not tonight, though, I don't think...

[slinkerwink]

9. awwwwwm thanks!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. What're you drinking?

[slinkerwink]

10. budweiisseerr!

[Wonk]

19. ribbit

http://www.local6.com/news/2900371/detail.html

[slinkerwink]

31. weewwsw, ugly froggs!

[terrya]

12. You did have a good time tonight, right? :-)

I hope you had a great time.

:-)

Terry

[slinkerwink]

32. hellala yeah! college hosue partyaa!

[Jackhammer Jesus]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[slinkerwink]

20. Ifc a ne't see your fignntgers

[aquaman]

13. What is your favorite Billie Holiday song?

And what year was that song released? Record Label?

[slinkerwink]

21. SOLITUDe!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I'll answer this for you: Slinkerwink, 1-10, how drunk are you?

I'm at 10 Rabrrrrrr. At 10!!

:spank:

Luv ya!

:hug:

[slinkerwink]

22. IOA'm an eight, ana dI'll sogbbeer up soon within anan hrour

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Yeah, sure. Your typing belies a person who's just minutes

away from sobriety.

:evilgrin:

Still, luv ya, and I'm glad you're having fun. The aesthic in me is bothered that you are drunk on Budweiser, but the mid-west poor kid in me can appreciate the occassional devolution into the primary ablutions of one's heritage, for comfort's sake, and to eliminate one's newfound pretentiousness.

[slinkerwink]

36. you taljkt tooo pretty now.,....

[ewagner]

16. Is this a special occassion?

...or one of those "forthehelluvit" moments? (My favorite)

[slinkerwink]

24. coolellege hosee partyyayy1

[Cooley Hurd]

17. Does that mean we have a new euphemism for "getting drunk?'

...getting "slinkerfaced?" :D

[MercutioATC]

25. It's got MY vote

:evilgrin:

[slinkerwink]

26. awww,w what a honror!

[Bundbuster]

28. If you're drunk1

can I be drunk2?

[slinkerwink]

33. UInahve now ideaq

[alittlelark]

30. So am I..kinda of

I'm doin' red wine, and have finished 1/2 a bottle - feelin' no pain..........yet feeling righteous indignation at the state of the world:toast:

[slinkerwink]

35. Three ecps of bduweseeisr!

I'm 115 piuiounds...

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. ecps? What's that?

[slinkerwink]

38. cUSP!

[MercutioATC]

41. CUPS, hon :)

[slinkerwink]

43. aokamy ,, cUPS

[MercutioATC]

46. There ya go! You're sobering up already...

[slinkerwink]

52. sloylwly, but surel;ely slobering upa,,,,

[MercutioATC]

58. I can tell...you're doing great...

(when you read this tomorrow, I really AM being reassuring...hope you know that I wouldn't poke fun at you, Slinker)

[slinkerwink]

64. ha, not poikging fin at me?

[MercutioATC]

69. Never, Slinker

:pals:

[MercutioATC]

39. Damn! I hope "ecps" is Slinker for gallons...

[Rabrrrrrr]

45. LOL! Yes!

If she's that out of control from 3 cups, well, that's pretty serious....

If so, I think we've found the perfect drinking partner for a night's easy, cheap entertainment...

"Slinkerwink, will you take your clothes off and dance on the table for $3?"

"Absolutely not!"

"How about if I buy you $3 worth of Bud and then ask you?"

"Okay"

[MercutioATC]

49. That's just mean...hilarious and thought-provoking, but mean ;)

[slinkerwink]

50. hellel no1! I have my dignitty, and my hgirl can beaat you up!

:evilgrin:

[alittlelark]

85. I'm 126 lbbs, but 5'7'

I am a bit of a light weight....but, hey, it's cheaper!!!

[WillyBrandt]

44. slinkerwink, me too! i'm freaking wasted! ask me anything!

that's what six beers and lots of saki will do :)

[slinkerwink]

47. youtyope a hella beetter than IO do----you're not wasssted

[WillyBrandt]

51. you just dont know! i've typoed enough embarassing

thing when drunk to know how to type!

[slinkerwink]

53. oohooho, telle me, why diud ya gate tdurnk rtongihtt?

[WillyBrandt]

56. becaust it's saturday!

[slinkerwink]

57. I hadd a housee party ttongiht,----I had doror duty----boringn1!

[WillyBrandt]

63. holy shit you are drunk! i just went pool playing

and i went out with my friend and this muslim guy who didn't drink, so itw asn't as much as usual

[slinkerwink]

67. at least I'md runk enoguh, and bot that drunk to fidnd a werid guy

in bed diwth mee

[WillyBrandt]

70. check again to eb sure

[slinkerwink]

73. he's not udn er the bed, that's for syyre

[absyntheNsugar]

48. What's the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything?

[slinkerwink]

54. SEX! sex, sex!

[absyntheNsugar]

60. If sex is the question....

then i definitely want the answer!

[Spider Jerusalem]

61. huh...

and here I've been thinking that it was "42"...

[MercutioATC]

72. What was the question, again?

:evilgrin:

[slinkerwink]

74. id ont' remmenber

[Spider Jerusalem]

83. Either...

what do you get if you multiply six by nine?

Or, perhaps...what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Or something like that.

[Rabrrrrrr]

75. No, that's the answer, not the question

[finecraft]

55. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[slinkerwink]

62. gfuvehudnreeedthousandwoordhciks pieces!

[jpgray]

59. Why did your 'I'm drunk' thread attract many male DUers?

:D

[WillyBrandt]

65. Knock it off jpgray! Don't DUblock! :)

[MercutioATC]

66. If this had been posted at noon, wanna bet it'd break the DU reply record?

[slinkerwink]

71. boyyy, mwho knows? I ndrunk late at ngiht---not in the daya

becayse I sleep int he aday.

[slinkerwink]

68. becasue they want to take advatange fof me!

:evilfrin:

[Cooley Hurd]

76. Slink! You're KILLING me!!!!

:evilfrin:

I can't stop laughing!!!! :D

[slinkerwink]

77. dman! I msisleplled gevilgrin!

:evilgrin: how;'s that?!

[MercutioATC]

79. Everything else is misspelled, but you got :evilgrin: right!

[slinkerwink]

81. thansk! I triesd!

[MercutioATC]

82. I've been there...thought I'd give kudos for the focus it took.

[jpgray]

78. Ok, followup

When you look at this thread in the morning, what will be more hilarious:

A) Your replies to the questions

B) DUers' attempts at witty repartee

[slinkerwink]

80. whos says I;'klek be abwake int he mronign?

I wake uo ntin the afternoon1

[jpgray]

84. There you have it. Even when *drunk*, slinkerwink can out-reason me (nt)

[slinkerwink]

86. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz-----goignn to bed nwo!

[MercutioATC]

87. 'Night, Slinker :)

[jpgray]

88. Good night. I'm going to a party to get drunk now myself.

Somehow I doubt if I start a thread like this it will get the same amount of attention. :)

[MercutioATC]

89. By my count, that's 89 replies in 44 minutes...pretty respectable.

[Rabrrrrrr]

90. Yes, especially for that late at night

the thread got a lot of traffic!

[slinkerwink]

91. I'm awake and sober now----with a small headache, heh....

[Rabrrrrrr]

92. Good morning!

Sorry for all the noise, but I just plain like the sound of leaf blowers and diesel generators.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

93. ok?

:eyes:

[slinkerwink]

94. talk to me when you get to college .....

besides, you shouldn't judge people based on your high school "experiences"

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

95. So you think I've never gotten drunk?

ha. haha... ha.

[slinkerwink]

96. not from the way you've sounded here

and by the way, you aren't supposed to drink underage.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

97. Oh, I'm so sorry...

Did I break your perfect vision of how the world is supposed to be?

I never said i had a problem with being drunk. it's not about posting while drinking... or even posting while drunk. it's about DEDICATING A WHOLE THREAD TO IT.

[slinkerwink]

98. lol! It seems that you're the one that has the view of how things

should be on an internet message board. Geez....get over it, already.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

99. Hmm.

"and by the way, you aren't supposed to drink underage." - slinkerwink

[slinkerwink]

100. oh, that part's true

I don't see why you're complaining about things on an internet message board. Relax, girl, and have yourself a sangria drink.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

101. Well...

I don't see why you're bragging about being drunk on an internet message board. Maybe you make a little more sense drunk?

[Name removed]

102. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

103. thanks

You are the most unbelievably junior highschoolish "adult" I've ever met.

[slinkerwink]

104. all I'm saying is that you're overreacting about my thread

and to relax.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

105. Sorry

But you begged for the attention and you got it.

[slinkerwink]

106. I wasn't begging for attention---if you didn't like my thread, then

why didn't you ignore it? Why did you have to call it out as a part of your moral crusade this morning?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

107. moral crusade?

What moral crusade?

[slinkerwink]

108. I'll refer to your other thread.....as an example of a moral crusade

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

109. But it's not.

It'd be a moral crusade if i'd said BEING DRUNK IS THE DEVIL NEVER DO IT NEVER EVER EVER

but i just pointed out that it's egotistical to post a whole thread about being drunk.

[slinkerwink]

110. it is not egotistical---you're misinterpreting my thread

[MercutioATC]

112. Actually, it's egotistical to assume your opinion is "right" and others'

opinions aren't. The rest of us were fine with it. You're entitled to an opinion, but badmouthing Slinker for the thread (repeatedly) seems a little "holier-than-thou" to me.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

113. Naw

I was just expressing my opinion. Nobody has to agree with me. I only started fighting back when I was attacked.

[slinkerwink]

114. oh please----don't play the "victim" here

[MercutioATC]

121. That's not the way it looks to me, but that's just my opinion...

It just seems silly to attack a lounge post like this. Ah well, hope your day improves. I'm off to work.

[slinkerwink]

115. It's silly to judge people for a lounge thread, in the Lounge, of all the

places!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

116. Grow up. Let it go.

I've moved on.

[slinkerwink]

117. "Grow up?" That's funny----you should have let it go earlier

by ignoring my thread if it so offended your gentle sensibilities.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

118. OK.

Ok. Yes. Sure. You win. you are supreme. goddess of the lounge. light of the world. love of the earth.

[slinkerwink]

119. lol, I'm not the goddess of the lounge or anything like that

It's so much easier to take out your frustrations on people online, isn't it than having to deal with your frustrations yourself?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

120. I wouldn't know.

:shrug:

You know nothing about my life. Stop pretending like you do.

[slinkerwink]

122. I'd ask the same thing of you.....so, stop judging me when you

don't know me, or anything of my life.

[MercutioATC]

111. Hey, it's the lounge. Looks like everybody else was O.K. with it.

For the record, I thought it was great.

[name not needed]

123. fghjk wha?

[name not needed]

124. me dunk too

[name not needed]

125. beer good