I HAVE RETURNED: YES I AM THE LOUNGE SINGER!

[SPKrazy]

It's a small world, its a small world after all...hey how are you loungers all doing tonight? ya need a little levity and life, well that's what the lounge singer is all about... and at the SPK lounge (a small section of the lounge overlooking the beach) you can come and relax, Revvie will fix you a drink, she's an awesome bartender, if you want to go to the beach we have chairs and umbrellas, if you want to hang at the bar, we have sports, and whatever you want, games, texas hold 'em, we got it.

And of course we have the LOUNGE SINGER brought back by popular demand (yes I am popular, don't argue with me or I'll feed you to the sharks)





We will take care of you, so come on down, pull up a chair, order a drink, have fun!!!!




;)

SPK and Revvie will treat you right! :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. And if you're lucky maybe I'll wear a bikini.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

2. Hey, you can wear anything you want to

we're a team, and we are in this to make lots of money, and it will also be fun! So wear what you want, I'm going to go with a Chiquita Banana hat some days, and the Tony Bennett look other days

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Will you sing Copacabana?

:bounce:

[SPKrazy]

4. At the copa, copa cabana

the hottest spot north of Havana, at the copa..... you'll fall in loveeee.....


:hug: :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. tee hee

I think we need some feathers and sequins

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Sing "Mandy!!!??!!???!"

I'll get drunk and sing along.

[SPKrazy]

15. Oh Mandy, will you came and you gave without

taking, and I sent you away... now why did I do that, I sent you away, Oh Mandy....


sing along with me....

Oh Mandy, will you came and you gave without taking

:D

[texanwitch]

23. I hate that song.

It is so sad.

The Lounge needs a more upbeat song.

[SPKrazy]

33. Hey, I sing requests

what would you like to hear my dear????


The eyes of Texas are upon thee, all the live long dayy......

well

deep in the heart of Texas...

[texanwitch]

39. That's better.

Pass the Shiner beer, chicken fried steak and bbq.

[Gormy Cuss]

51. Oh Mandy (hic!)

La la la, la la la, la la, taking
La la send you a wave, Oh Mandy,
La la la la la la oh Mandy

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:





:hangover:

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. I want the green drink!

Green and blue drinks make me an easy audience. Sing! Sing that song you sing! Singah!

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. You'll get whatever drink I give you!

other people can order, you just get. :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Well okay then!

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. So you get this...

Hard to say what color it is really....

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. Thash pretty fancy! Hic.

Hey, yur cute! Whassyurname!? Hic.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. You can call me Miss Acts.

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

35. Heya mish acts!

(thud)

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. Oh good, now I can look in his wallet and decide on my tip amount.

:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

56. (wakes up with splitting headache)

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY!?

[SPKrazy]

29. Yeah, she is cute

but she is not here to pick up the customers

she can pick me up

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. But you're bigger than me...

I'm not that strong. :P

[SPKrazy]

34. Ok I'll

pick you up :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. sounds good

don't hurt your back though! :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. Hey is this you..

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Sandler,_Adam/sq_sandler_wedding_singer.jpg

[elshiva]

12. No, that's THE WEDDING SINGER! Not the LOUNGE SINGER!

:P

[SPKrazy]

18. no its me

sometimes

we do weddings too, right revvie?

[elshiva]

30. Can you do my wedding? Please?

[SPKrazy]

44. Of course I will

what songs would you like?

[elshiva]

49. Lady Marmalade, you know that already.

I Will Survive
It's Not Easy Being Green
Superstition
I Left My Heart in San Francisco
The Best of My Love

[SPKrazy]

17. some days it is me

I change my hair a lot

:D :rofl:

but i sing and they buy drinks, and sit on the beach, and its all good

[elshiva]

10. It's not easy being green.

[SPKrazy]

20. yeah, that was me when I had the flu

but it didn't stop me, the show must go on


:D

[elshiva]

27. Can you please sing "Lady Marmalade?"

"Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya da da. Gitchie, gitchie, ya ya da da. Mocha Chocolata ya ya. Creole Lady Marmalade."

[SPKrazy]

46. Gitchie Gitchie ya ya da da

mocha chocoloata ya ya

baby don't you know you'r yah yah

creole lady marmalade

:rofl:

[elshiva]

47. Thank you!

:applause:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

11. jack and coke please...

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. My kind of man!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

28. whohooooo thanks revvie...

[no name no slogan]

14. How about a rousing chorus of 4' 33" by John Cage?

If you don't know the tune, just Google it.

[SPKrazy]

22. give me a few

and I'll sing it for you!!!

on the other hand, it doesn't have words, but I hum too

and Revvie, she hums as well

we're a couple of hummers :P

[MrPerson]

21. PLAY FREE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SPKrazy]

25. Won't you flyyy flyyyy a freeeeee birddddd

instrumental......

yeah we can do anything, but Im just a singer, sometimes we have backup, sometimes its just me, singing along with whatever people want to hear

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Oh yeah...

[SPKrazy]

48. That's right darlin'

sing along with SPK!

:woohoo:

[Danger Mouse]

38. One full bottle of Everclear, my good man, and keep the change!

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Your death wish...

[Danger Mouse]

41. yay! wait, where am i? how'd i get here? where'd all these penguins come from?

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. I told you not to eat so many monkey brains before bed.

They always give you nightmares.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

43. I need another drink

pounds on bar.

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. Shots!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

53. whooohoooo

:toast:

[SPKrazy]

50. I have returned! I've been copycatted!!!!!

the ultimate sign of the need for the LOUNGE SINGER!!!!


:woohoo:

[SPKrazy]

52. Good news!!! my lounge cabana by the beach now has food!!!!!

thanks to Jobycom who will be cooking up a storm since he is the lounge singe-er, he will be preparing steaks, bbq, whatever you want to eat, he is a master on the grill!

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. Mmmm hot off the grill..

[sniffa]

55. Bright lights city gonna set my soul

gonna set my soul on fire.

[Bake]

57. Tony Bennett and a cocktail? Doesn't get any better than that!

Set 'em up!

:hi:

Bake