So what are the jillions of dollars in DU's super-secret slush fund REALLY used for?

[Blue_Tires]

[fizzgig]

1. hookers and blow

what else is there?

[no name no slogan]

8. Glad to see this was the first reply

and a bit disappointed it wasn't in the OP.

[Blue_Tires]

11. the third choice is close enough to the 'hookers and blow'

even better, imo :evilgrin:

[fizzgig]

13. i'm more of a traditionalist myself

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

9. +1

[Orsino]

21. For the "infamous rolling frat party . . . drinking, drugs, fights, gambling, groupies..."

Daryl Strawberry revealed it all.

[jobycom]

2. What happened to The Magistrate?

[Blue_Tires]

4. he moved on into semi-retirement

travel a bit, find himself, play with the grandkids, write some legal opinions, etc...

he'll be back to say hi sometime, but for now he's taking a well-deserved vacation from moderating

[jobycom]

6. Well, bummer for us. Hope he has a blast at it. nt

[Debi]

3. Douchebag security?

:shrug:

[begin_within]

5. Junkets to Olive Gardens near mom-and-pop Italian restaurants

[motely36]

7. truknutz

definately

[lizziegrace]

10. Other - Repairs and maintenance on the moderators' hot tub

It was a tough year with the primaries and the presidential election. :)

[Bake]

12. Boats & Ho's!

Or Skinner's nuclear-powered hot tub.

Bake

[Blue_Tires]

15. even in this economy, Boats & Hoes is a very wise investment with a fat payout

it is impossible to lose money investing in that venture!

[flvegan]

14. My contract is up and they don't want me to go free agent.

My agent is working a pretty good signing bonus as we speak.

[MilesColtrane]

16. Illuminati Montessori for Baby Skinner.

Teaching young ones to become the all powerful, secret ruling elites isn't cheap.

[Blue_Tires]

17. ttt

[nickgutierrez]

18. Three words: jobs, jobs, and jobs.

That's all I'm saying.

[LSdemocrat]

19. Funneling profits to the Viet Cong

[Aristus]

20. I told you already: Project Y.

Since Project X was such a smashing success...

BTW: Keep it on the down-low. :hide:

[RubyDuby in GA]

22. How else do you propose we fund the War on Christmas?

Happy Holidays signs aren't cheap ya know!

[Initech]

24. I hear they're declaring war early this year. We need to up the ante!

:popcorn:

[lost-in-nj]

23. Lets just say Sham WOW's stock

is going up.....







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lost

[lost-in-nj]

25. Wll here ya go

an up front explanation

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5067066



:rofl:


lost