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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 10:18 PM
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Madonna may be dating Jesus
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2197381.ece

MADONNA has always had pretty high standards – so seeing her dating Jesus was only a matter of time.

Brazilian model JESUS LUZ, 28 years her junior, is the latest bloke to be dangling from her veiny arm.

Rumours they are an item have been rife since they did a rude shoot for a fashion mag before Christmas. Now here they are out for lunch in New York.

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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 10:29 PM
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1. I thought she was fucking up some baseball players life?
What happened? His bat and balls not big enough?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 10:34 PM
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2. He has to sleep you know
:boring:
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:37 PM
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4. She must have read Joe Torre's book...
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:41 PM
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6. It was A-Rod
He cant close the deal there either....
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:04 PM
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3. I think she dated the original Jesus.....
....when he was 28.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:40 PM
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5. Poncherello?
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 03:58 AM
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7. Jesus? And all these years I heard he was dead....nt
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 10:05 AM
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10. He has risen. With wood.
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 08:34 AM
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8. Ahahahahaha
Awesome......and she IS old enough to be his mother.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 09:52 AM
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9. the Jesus?


nobody fucks the Jesus!
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