Nipples.

[Richard Steele]

That's all I have to say about that.

[Jamastiene]

1. Yup. It's nipples all right.

http://www.aircraftspruce.com/catalog/elpages/termnips.php

[MicaelS]

3. "Right angle nipples made of silicone rubber"

Gawd, I love it! :bounce:

[Angleae]

4. I've had to fondle those nipples.

Many times.

[JCMach1]

2. Enjoy the Nipple Song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA

[Deja Q]

7. MAJOR EARWORM!!

:party:

[JCMach1]

8. Most definitely... 'Come see me eat nipples eat nipples...'

:dunce:

[Deja Q]

11. Never mind the silly translation, I mean the song

:)

Granted, stuff like "Thriller" being copycatted was naff, but yon "Nipples" song, original or with the hijinx added, was good...

Mind you, I have some neighbors who are of Indian origin. If I pumped up the volume, what might have happened...

[JCMach1]

22. It's a traditional love song... might have gotten you a date!

[RedCloud]

5. Our first meal?

What are we? Mammals or something?

[underpants]

6. Nipple Tape

Nipple tape

[no name no slogan]

9. ...while enjoyable, are essentially superficial on at least 50% of the population

nt

[Richard Steele]

10. That's what I used to think, since I'm male and all....

But I met these 2 sisters in Baltimore back in the summer of '99
who showed me different.

[ogneopasno]

12. Yup, a woman who knows what she's doing to male nipples can really make him sit up and take notice.

[Richard Steele]

14. A woman who knows what she's doing can walk though this world like it's The Matrix.

Two of them working as a team can acctually
make my feeble little brain remember their names
ten years later.

[Richard Steele]

16. if you ever happen to be in town, my nipples would love to "do lunch" with you.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. They're not just another food group.

:D

[Richard Steele]

15. What's odd is that this threads hasn't been LOCKED, but my current disclaimer was.

You see that little sentence in red letters
at the bottom of this post? I didn't put that there,
DU did.
But when I start a THREAD with that sentence, it doesn't
just get LOCKED, it gets DISAPPEARED.

Meanwhile, this thread just goes on and on.

Life is strange.

[Richard Steele]

17. Seriously, this isn't locked yet?

WOW, what's up with that?

[mcctatas]

18. I bet you I can get it locked

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

19. Ahem

Dont even think about it...you. :spank:

[mcctatas]

20. Oh!

Hi sweetie!O8)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

21. Hello Love

:mad:

[Richard Steele]

23. On a related note, has anyone else ever heard of the "Half Nipple Rule"?

Most mammalian species have an EVEN number of nipples,
and give birth an AVERAGE litter
numbering HALF of that number.

"The Half Nipple Rule" is a phrase used by real biologists,
not a fun Frat-Party game as I assumed when I first heard the phrase.

(In case your'e wondering:
NO, those Biologists don't return my calls anymore.)

[PBS Poll-435]

24. And my tiny little nipples went to France

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ8Y7oICBCk

[elshiva]

25. NIPPLES.

[RagAss]

26. Nippily Dippily Dock !

[Jamastiene]

27. The titmouse ran up the clock.

:P

[RagAss]

28. LOL !

:-)

[Richard Steele]

29. And the NIPPLE thread remians unlocked.

What's up with that? :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

30. We must have finally perverted the Lounge mods so much,

they see no need to lock it. Knowing us, they are probably just glad we aren't cybering. :evilgrin:

[Strong Atheist]

31. IBTL? nt.