Darthkitten....leads us kittens out on a tenous branch then brings

[patdem]

a short ladder. The love lorn to ask questions. The first five she answers brilliantly then as suddenly off to slay other dragonkittens...I am pissed I am angry and I want answers NOW.

Why am I unlovable, just because my house happens to have bars on the windows and handcuffs in the living room and stocks in the dinning room? I want to know? What am I doing wrong? Why do people leave my house screaming...and the police show up hours later? I am NOT Jeffery Dahlmer. I got no left overs in my refig? Whats the deal Darth?

Gosh, I am scaring myself!!! LOL!!! :evilgrin:

[patdem]

1. Do you know how HARD it is to not get even 1 reply at the lounge?

Gee talk about rocks!

I guess my sense of humor is strange to be kind to myself?

[short bus president]

2. I've had 3 of those already today

don't feel bad.

<singing> "Nobody knows the troubles I've seen. Nobody knows the sorrow..."

[patdem]

3. Thanks for bring me out of the 'nobody knows the trouble' crowd

I am a strange person that LOVES being STRANGE. Like a biker asking someone in a business convention...'Why is everyone looking at me?'

Negative attention is better than no attention I recon?

[short bus president]

4. the value of attention, positive or negative,

is entirely dependent upon your personal invisibility comfort level.

And what's so strange about an in-home dungeon, anyway? I collect medieval oddities, that's all. What are you, some kinda pervert?

:P

[patdem]

5. Pervert? Like I said I have NO leftovers in my fridge

Although the spaghetti pot is probably ready to be thrust out?

Short...thanks for being there wherever there is! :bounce:

PS I am invisible 360 days of the year, and complain about it the other five? go figure?

I LIKE who I am...and I love to complain about it! :eyes:

[short bus president]

6. here, there, and everywhere

Zoiks! Invisible? Who said that?!?

[ForrestGump]

7. Who are you? Wonder Woman?

Didn't she have invisible handcuffs and other bondage paraphenalia? :D

[patdem]

8. Shhhhh...I am Wonder Woman for sure!

I Wonder if, why I am a Woman...and WHY Madam President is the same honor given to a female head of a prostitution ring????

Wonder YES.....Woman YES....

[ForrestGump]

9. That's a wonderful post

I must say.

Would Madam Prostident be too over the top? I see your point, I think - one reason why I never call women 'madam.' Unless it's a "Dear Sir/Madam" letter. Sounds weird, anyway. I prefer "babe." :-)

[Darth_Kitten]

10. I'm back!!!!

LOL.....Wow, the lounge sure is hot tonight....:evilgrin:

Thanks for the kind attention and the nice compliments!!!

[patdem]

11. Darth I am not a 'self promoter' ...thought the first 5 posts may be mine

I think you are truly one of the funniest poster here and I am not a stalker....I only want to know your home address, phone number and your true name...not for any 'dark reasons' I assure you.....NOT

[short bus president]

12. first 5 posts may be yours...

OK, so NOW who's invisible? <sniffle>

:P

[patdem]

13. I was attempting 'Ironic' I love that you pulled my post out of the

rocks. I love Darth_Kitten because she is a cat lover...we have many...she/he is just a parody of cat love while being in love with cats? You on the other hand are a GREAT politically savvy person who CARES very much about every person on this forum. YOU are a true Patriot...and THANKS!!!

[short bus president]

14. and YOU are obviously a brilliant

and insightful evilDUin' lady, as well as an exquisite judge of character.

I tip my stein to you! :toast:

[patdem]

15. Honey...that bus is not easy to ignore...I know who you are and what

you are about and I have loved every bit of it!!!

Good night Short Bus Person....may your bus grow to become 'Monster Bus Person!'

[geniph]

16. I thought everyone had a St. Andrew's cross in the living room

or is it just me?