Create Your Own Original Star Trek Story

[baldguy]

http://io9.com/5136738/create-your-own-original-star-trek-story





Hey, wayaminnit! They said original!

[Danger Mouse]

1. The ship blows up and they all catch fire and die.

There.

[baldguy]

2. That's ST:TNG

There's at least two episodes...

[flvegan]

3. No, all the ships from all the ST series' crash into EACH OTHER

and they all catch fire and die.

Rule of the Trek Hydra. You can't just cut one head off.

[bluesbassman]

4. If you're talking about the original,

you forgot to add Captain Kirk boffin' an alien chick in the middle.:rofl:

[crimsonblue]

5. Bob Newhart wakes up from a dream next to Susanne Pleshette.

He feels stupid for concocting such a worthless tv show in his sleep, so he offs himself. THE END.

[Mudoria]

6. Without Jolene Blalock it isn't Star Trek imo..

[Pierre.Suave]

8. There are many things I would like to do before I die...

She has a central role in many of them...

:P

:rofl:

[petronius]

7. I think they should have made an episode where the Enterprise was ordered

to transport ambassadors from warring races to a peace conference. Along the way, they'd have to drop of supplies at a remote mining colony. The shocking twist is that everyone would behave civilly. The supplies would be dropped off without incident, and the delegates would be delivered to the conference safely and comfortably. Wouldn't that be a nail-biter?

[Pierre.Suave]

9. and NO plasma conduits Fuse together...

:P

[petronius]

11. Exactly: well-designed and carefully-maintained equipment operates

to spec for several continuous days...

:)

[Pierre.Suave]

12. How exciting

would that be!!!!!

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

10. TNG

The holodeck malfunctions (again), puts ship and crew in danger (again), Ensign Wesley saves the day (again).

[HopeHoops]

13. Bones discovers that Spock's blood isn't green afterall - it is hot pink.

[no name no slogan]

14. My favorite one is where they almost get off the island, except Gilligan ruins it

nt

[Swede]

15. When Sulu comes out of the closet,the doors go "shhh whoosh".

:shrug:

[sarge43]

16. The Red Shirts get fed up with being cannon fodder,

mutiny, take over the E, make the Blues and Golds do all the scut and lethal jobs and get it on with Orion slave girls.

Something for everyone.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. They all retire to the Starway Glalaxy Home for Trekkers

and hilarity ensues Golden Girls style.