do republicans enjoy sex?

[JohnKleeb]

:D
sorry I really had to ask. I am in such a smartass mood.

[LuLu550]

1. They can't enjoy what the don't do

i think the reason they are the way they are is sexual frustration.

[Whitacre D_WI]

23. I think this is an alertable offense.

Really, calling Kleeb a "Republican." That's hitting below the belt, LuLu550.

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. no, but they do enjoy fucking over people

:D

[JohnKleeb]

4. lol thats not what I asked

[cosmokramer]

3. With as many interns as possible!

[JohnKleeb]

5. real republicans prefer prostiutes

:D
What
a lot of the fucking republicans I know of have had it with prostiutes.

[cosmokramer]

19. ROTFLMAO!

That was good!

[JohnKleeb]

20. thanks

Ive heard that some of them go for male prostiutes. Kinda funny in a way because you always hear them talking about the homosexual agenda.

[ComerPerro]

6. Another John Kleeb Sex Thread

Man, you are so busted...

I'm telling!

[JohnKleeb]

9. tattletail!

:P

[TXlib]

7. Only when they're fucking over America!

[Exultant Democracy]

8. It depends on the type of republikan you are talking about

There are many different types of them, even if they present a united front. The rich elitist who openly laugh at the Christian Conservatives enjoy sex.

[JohnKleeb]

10. like you would say that

say Ken Lay enjoys fucking his intern and Pat Robertson finds it shameful.

[Exultant Democracy]

21. Well it still isn't that cut and dry, but that is getting closer.

[VelmaD]

11. Yes, but they can't admit it

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

15. We think alike Velma

Its strictly business.

[Lindsay]

12. I don't know,

but they want to make darn sure nobody else enjoys it!

[ComerPerro]

13. With their relatives

[JohnKleeb]

16. ewwwwwww now I am telling on you

[Az]

14. Sex might lead to dancing n/t

[JohnKleeb]

17. I thought it was the other way around

[saltpoint]

18. No, I don't think they do enjoy it, John.

For Republicans, it's only done for estate / inheritance issues.

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edit: typo

[DieboldMustDie]

22. Maybe when they're drunk.

:evilgrin:

[nini]

24. doubt it because they ONLY do it to REPRODUCE- right?

:evilgrin:

well, that's what they tell us it's for.

[Limbought]

25. OK Honey, but please don't chip my hair. I just had it simonized.

[NNadir]

26. I think they only enjoy it with Prostitutes.

But I'm only guessing. Sex is generally not something I would like to discuss with a Republican.

[kiahzero]

27. Clearly, sex is only for procreation

After all, marriage only exists for procreation (hence why they are against same-sex marriage, as well as old people and the infertile getting married). And the point of marriage is to get to have sex, since you aren't allowed to have sex before marriage.

[TrogL]

28. Ella Fitgerald

[Ladyhawk]

29. It's God's command to have numerous fundamentalist Christian children.

So they endure it.

(I'm not kidding. I know many fundies who had numerous children so that Christian fundies would outnumber everybody else.)

[SmileyBoy]

30. Why do Republicans always have sex with their eyes closed???

Because they don't want to see the person they're with having a good time.

BAD-ULA-BOOMP-*PING*

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

[bleedingheart]

31. remember Nelson Rockefeller....

that's what happens when repubs have sex.