Post here and I'll tell you why you're going to Hell.

[LaraMN]

Thanks to the artist formerly known as Oregonian for the inspiration.

[Nickster]

1. Please tell me why I'm going. I'd like to double check your list against mine.

[LaraMN]

2. For killing me softly with your song.

Jerk.

x(

[mcctatas]

3. I have an idea but I could be wrong

[LaraMN]

4. 'Cause you been caught stealing, once, when you were five.

:o

[Dr. Strange]

5. Uh oh.

:scared:

[LaraMN]

6. Unmentionable abuses of paraffin.

:scared:

[graywarrior]

7. I was in hell for the last 8 years

I have experience. So 'splain to me why I'm going again.

[LaraMN]

9. Can't beat the cheap tan.

:thumbsup:

[graywarrior]

13. *snort*

:applause:

[Lucian]

8. I already know why I'm going to Hell.

:)

[LaraMN]

10. For licking scotch tape and then winding the roll back up?

That's not evil- just weird.

[Lucian]

11. I thought it was made of real scotch.

:evilfrown:

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Let's hear it!

:D

[LaraMN]

15. For stalking the cast of the Trailer Park Boys.

And keeping that shrine to Bubbles.

[ghostsofgiants]

36. A friend of mine met them the other day.

His Facebook profile pic right now is him and Randy. Cheeseburger eatin' shirtless bastard.

[redqueen]

14. Sure why not...

:)

[LaraMN]

17. For making your barbies have sex with each other.

That is an unequivocal indicator of innate perversion.

[mcctatas]

20. Oh crap!

my Barbies were insatiable and kinky and I twisted Skippers arm so much her boobs stopped growing!

[KamaAina]

16. I thought Hell was reserved for those who believe in it?

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

19. Nope! We all get to go!

I am setting it up in my garage this weekend.

[MrCoffee]

18. Ooohhh...do me! Do me! Do me!

Wait, that came out wrong.

[LaraMN]

22. If I did, then we'd BOTH go!

:cry:

[JVS]

21. Quem quærimus adjutorem nisi te, Domine?

[LaraMN]

23. Is that Greek or Star Trek shit?

If it's the latter, that's why you're going to hell.

[BarenakedLady]

24. Impossible

I have no flaws.

Rumors of my hedonistic debauchery have been greatly exaggerated.

That's my story anyway.

O8)

[LaraMN]

26. So you don't want to talk about all those library book pages you ate?

That's a moral felony!

[BarenakedLady]

29. Dude, it was a cookbook.

It was asking for it. All those yummy pictures.

[texanwitch]

25. To late, it is hell in July and August in Texas.

Give me another reason.

[LaraMN]

27. Theft of office supplies.

An entire case of whiteout? Really?

[mikeytherat]

28. I'd like to compare your list with mine, in case I missed any.

I'd hate to pay for an act of hedonism I hadn't committed - I want full credit.

mikey_the_rat

[LaraMN]

30. Did you get "for trying to drink ALL of the water out of the faucet FOREVER"?

While futile, it was still an effort of hellacious intent.

[mikeytherat]

33. Duly noted, though for the record, I was very thirsty.

mikey_the_rat

[taterguy]

31. I'd like to know

[LaraMN]

32. For getting "jiggy" with a particular person or thing.

You know.

[taterguy]

34. I thought I just had to go to the infectious disease clinic and get a shot for that

I have to go to hell too?

:cry:

[Inchworm]

35. Do what?

I'm not IN Hell?

:grr:

[LaraMN]

37. Do you have menstrual cramps? No? Then you aren't there yet.

But you will be!

[Fire Walk With Me]

38. I can haz Heaven??

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

41. Not when you decide that you can freeze teh snowlfake babeez in ice cubes

and plop them into drinks at your annual "Summer in February" party.

[Fire Walk With Me]

44. But the taste sensation is so hellishly good.

:cry:

[Chan790]

39. I don't believe in hell.

Nevertheless, curiosity is killing me.

[LaraMN]

43. I don't either. That's reason #8 why we're both going.

Reason #3 (for you) involves serving moldy bread to party guests as "baguettes with aromatic spinach paste".

[Haole Girl]

40. Hmm... ok...

:scared:

[LaraMN]

45. Wearing white after Labor Day AND a miniskirt after 35.

:o

[Haole Girl]

46. Guilty

:scared:


:rofl:

[NJmaverick]

42. OK I'm game, which of the thousands of reasons

would it be:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

47. For being the M:

[BeachBaby]

48. So I've been told by my parents several times....

but maybe you can remind me.

[LaraMN]

49. Urinating in a public fountain.

It's what's for dinner.

:crazy:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

50. You mean there's ANOTHER reason?

On top of all the rest?



:hi:

[LaraMN]

51. You can't breed squirrels with owls. Stop it.

It's wrong and you're going to pay for it.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

78. Flying squirrels? Who'da thunk it?

It's been done.

Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

52. I'm going to Hell voluntarily, because that's where all the cool kids go.

But there are probably other reasons that would make be go unvoluntarily, right?

[LaraMN]

54. Yeah- like holding communion wafers hostage.

Or grinding them up and mixing them in with Malt O' Meal and raisins.

:o

[SeattleGirl]

53. Lay it on me, sister!

Why am I going to Hell?

[LaraMN]

55. You're going because of the year you dressed as hot-cross buns for Halloween,

by marking your cheeks and mooning people.

[TZ]

56. Hi! This ought ta be easy!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

57. For hiding in the bushes with a helium tank and trying to scare small children.

The whole "haunted chipmunk tree" thing was just maliciously conceived.

[TK421]

58. Sure, why not? It's gotta be better than this shit hole anyway!

[LaraMN]

59. For bringing shame upon the countenance of the prophet Marguerite Perrin.

:o :o :o

[TK421]

60. LOL.....poor lady, I wonder if she knows how much she is made fun of here

or elsewhere....:D

[crimsonblue]

61. piss off... hell doesn't exist..

neither does heaven for that matter. hell only exists if you are counting LA county.

[LaraMN]

63. Don't shit on my hypothetical damnations.

I will poke you in the eye.

:P

[DS1]

62. What do you mean "going" ?

[LaraMN]

64. Do you have moobies? A trick achilles' tendon?

It gets worse.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

65. Okay.

Go for it.

[LaraMN]

66. Gluttonous consumption of cottage cheese and peaches.

You shouldn't mix cottage cheese and fruit; I know people do it, but it's a sin.

[Critters2]

67. I've been given many reasons. Let's see if you've got anything original to add...nt

[LaraMN]

69. When you gave that sermon about "To the guy who always smells like a hamster."

That is NOT an an appropriate use of the pulpit!

[Critters2]

71. It was well-received. I mean, ya know, except for the guy who smells like a hamster. nt

[bigwillq]

68. Ok!

:)

[LaraMN]

70. For when you wouldn't post a DIFFERENT pic, for like EIGHT YEARS!

:D

[bigwillq]

75. I know. My bad.

[Ikonoklast]

72. I don't believe in Hell.

Hell, I don't believe there is a Minnesota.

:P

[RetroLounge]

73. Please tell...

:hi:

RL

[Deja Q]

74. Okay. Whyeth am I going to Hell?

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

76. I'll bite

Why am I going to hell? :shrug: :D

[DarkTirade]

77. I think it'd be a shorter list if you go for the things I've done that won't send me to hell...

:P

[Skittles]

79. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[Drunken Girlfriend]

80. Hell vs Heaven

I'm a sinner in every way shape and form.

So if I am going to Hell,then I have enjoyed every minute of my
journey! lol

Seriously,I've had some fun nights in Oshawa over the yrs,
but am a very good person.

If there is a God(and I believe there is),then I'd like to think
he will be forgiving of me.:)

[Guava Jelly]

81. Shoot

:D

[TimeChaser]

82. I can already name several reasons off the top of my head, but I can always use more

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

83. I can think of no shortage of reasons.

But no doubt you will surprise me.