***The official START SOME HORRIBLE SHIT STORM OVER NOTHING OF SIGNIFICANCE thread***

[LeftyFingerPop]

I have to bring my dogs to the vet soon, When I return, I expect to see some really horrible and nasty shit posted here.

Then, I will sit here and eat some beans on toast, while laughing at the absurdity of it all.

C'mon...you know you can do it.

Get going.

Hurry up.

[charlie and algernon]

1. How dare you take your dogs to the vet!

Don't you know vets are nothing more than fascist stooges of Big Pharma??

[flvegan]

2. My cat's name is Mittens.

His breath smells like cat food.

[deucemagnet]

3. Is this vegan?

[begin_within]

4. Who cares how the Tetons were named?

[no name no slogan]

10. Well, I don't know about you

But I think her Tetons are Grand. If you know what I mean.

This is the DU member formerly known as IHeartBoobs.

[begin_within]

15. So you're planning a trip to Jackson Hole?

[Strong Atheist]

5. I like pie...

... and porn...

[Dr. Strange]

6. What a coincidence...

I like pie in porn.

[Strong Atheist]

18. Porn is good! nt.

[fNord]

24. I prefer porn in pie n/t

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Who are you to decide your dogs' reproductive choices for them?

This genital mutilation of pets must stop.

[Debi]

8. Are your dogs emotionally prepared to go to the vet?

I can't believe you'd just drop them off w/some stranger w/a white coat and cold metal tables?

I moved my vet into my home and she uses my couch as her exam table.
She spend the night before the appointment sleeping with my dog so they are bonded before the exam.
My vet only uses hand made (out of renewable resources) materials to treat my dog.
It's not even my dog.
I share it with the neighborhood because dogs should be free as mother nature intended them to be.
The vet travels with the dog from home to home because they are one.
it is beauty and anyone who doesn't agree is a freeper troll.

:shrug:

[HopeHoops]

9. There aren't enough crunchberries in the Capt'n Crunch these days - I'm PISSED!

Does that count?

[fizzgig]

12. and it seems like they get soggy more quickly than they used to

or is it just me?

[HopeHoops]

16. And no more Red Dye #2 - I miss my Red Dye #2 - I think it made them taste better

[fizzgig]

19. what's even more outrageous is that it's the only type of captain crunch not on sale!

last time i bought cereal, regular and peanut butter captain crunch were on sale, but not the crunch berries

i'm going to sue my grocery store for crunch berry discrimination :grr:

[HopeHoops]

34. Actually, it has probably been 20 years since I've had any of them. It was just a rant

[JVS]

49. This is not change we can believe in!

[jobycom]

11. You should either put that in quotes or hyphenate between words. Only idiots use all caps.

[TZ]

13. BEANS?!

How dare you eat BEANS! We don't need your farticles polluting the lounge...

[mcctatas]

14. It is a scientific fact that women can get lost anywhere

I say this after making the following observation, I am a woman and I have no sense of direction therefor all women have no sense of direction

[Strong Atheist]

42. ... but men never ask for directions... nt.

[Crabby Appleton]

17. What did you do to your dogs that caused a trip to the vet?

feed'em poisoned peanut butter or something.

[BeachBaby]

20. The Dallas Cowboys are nothing of significance.

How's that for starting shit?

[Strong Atheist]

23. I will go farther than that. Sports overall are the least important thing in

the universe...

I honestly believe that, and have said so both here and in other places many times...

[RedCloud]

21. Why a vet and not a peacenick?

Are you pro-war or something?

[motely36]

22. Lets see...

Rush sucks
The Orioles are the most superior team in baseball
Nobody cares about football
God does exist. I know this because I keep him chained in my basement
FR's website is superior to DU in every way

Should I go on or is that enough for now.

[Strong Atheist]

25. There are differences between men and women...

:hide:

[alfredo]

26. Women should always defer to the man of the house.

[mcctatas]

29. Nice post James Dobson

[alfredo]

33. We got to make sure they know their place.

[mcctatas]

35. Just wrap me in gingham and call me June eh?

:P

[alfredo]

36. Hell yes.

It's Gawd's natural order.

[mcctatas]

38. Good thing I'm an athiest then

;)

[alfredo]

40. Same here, but it is useful to justify suppressing women and other.

I can find justification for just about anything in that handy guide to authoritarianism.

[fNord]

27. Fuck Football!!!!

Goddamn gladiator sport reminding us just how close this country is to mirroring Rome's last days

hows that for startin' some shit?

[Strong Atheist]

28. Cats are way smarter than dogs will ever dream of being. Oh, and by the way, you are all

DLCers...

[Forkboy]

30. I thought this was what GD-P was for?

:)

[lazyriver]

31. Vets are cruel. I'm calling PETA on you...right after I watch their

veggie porn commercial again...alone...in the dark.

[SoxFan]

32. Beans on toast suck. Make cornflake chicken instead.

[azmouse]

37. It's better to live in hot weather areas than cold weather areas.

So there. :P

[LynneSin]

39. Beans on toast - eeewwwww FARTICLES

:hide:

[madrchsod]

41. maybe if you did`t feed your dog beans and toast they would`t

have really nasty shit...but i guess you can afford paying a vet to cover up your cruelty....ya laugh funny boy the jokes on you.....


oh wait...... you are eating the beans and toast...nevermind

[DarkTirade]

43. I just don't believe you'd post this divisive shit here in the lounge.

How DARE you bring GD-P crap into here?!?!

:grr:

[rug]

44. Melons are appealing.

[no name no slogan]

45. So, did you get their glands expressed

Or is that something you prefer to do in the privacy of your own home?

[AwakeAtLast]

46. The Lounge needs more Oasis

and Nickelback.


:D

[elshiva]

47. Sylvester McCoy. SYLVESTER MCCOY!!!!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

48. HEY MCCTATAS

GET YOUR GINGHAM SKIRTED, JUNE CLEAVER HOT ASS IN THE KITCHEN...BAREFOOT AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH....

:evilgrin:

[sohndrsmith]

50. you slay me, philboy... happy vet check!

Horrible as in disturbing or horrible as in inane and ridiculous?

You looking for nonsense or rage? Soapbox hallucinations? All of the above?

[Lil Missy]

51. Are you circumcised?

If so, why?

If not, why not?

:mad:

[semillama]

52. How dare you have your pit bulls circumcised!!! n/t

[Critters2]

53. You're not bringing your dogs to the vet...you're TAKING them.

Bring=towards. Take=away.


Insignificant enough for ya?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

54. Rush Sucks

all three :D

[Arugula Latte]

55. You weren't breastfed enough.

Your mother should have breastfed you for six years, minimum. Anything less than that means she didn't love your baby ass.