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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 10:55 AM Original message |
Things that television teaches us |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
1. But the MOST important thing it teaches us - THERE IS AN OFF BUTTON! |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
2. New York apartments are easily afforded by twenty-somethings with no real source of income. |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:15 PM Response to Reply #2 |
9. And New York is inexplicably all-white. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:39 PM Response to Reply #9 |
14. Are we both just taking shots at Friends here? |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 03:51 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. Yes, and all the crap it spawned. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
3. Even people with the worst jobs have nicer places than I'll ever have |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:10 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. There is a technical term for boinking with one's clothes on... |
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Crazy Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:21 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. And their kids all have designer clothes |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
4. # 1----In order to what? nt |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
5. Every time any two people have sex, it's always GREAT for both parties. nt |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
7. I could be a cop. I know all about policing. |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
8. A blow to the head causes amnesia. Hilarity ensues. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
10. Trying to juggle two dates for the same events will end poorly. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
11. big fat obnoxious men |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
13. The "Sitcom Diet" |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
15. That people can be knocked out for periods of 5-10 minutes (or so) |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
16. Dying people are always able to deliver touching last words |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
17. Certain vehicles apparently have invisible ramps |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 02:07 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Best "Dukes of Hazzard" effect (used weekly, multiple times): |
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LeftinOH (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
20. All dining room tables have no chairs on one side...(always the same side, too) |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
21. Sex is the reward for virtue |
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rcrush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
22. If you gain mind reading superpowers of course you have to go save the world. |
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