Questions that I can't answer about the movie "Roadhouse"

[LynneSin]

The town is big enough to have it's own hospital and yet no one has the balls to call the state or federal authorities to turn in Brad Wesley.

Why was the old man who rented the room to Dalton stunned when he saw Dalton's Mercedes hidden in the barn.

Why did Sam Elliot have to die?

[NightWatcher]

1. why too should you be fired for getting freaky on the job?

it was in the storeroom after all.

[LynneSin]

3. And why doesn't pain don't hurt

WHY OH WHY DOESN'T IT???!!!

[jobycom]

7. But it doesn't do hurt, don't it?

[arcadian]

2. WOLVERINES!!!!

n/t

[LynneSin]

4. Wrong bad campy Patrick Swayze movie

start your own damn thread!

[arcadian]

6. If I have AK-47s and RPGs, why can't I just take over this one?

n/t

[LynneSin]

8. Yeah right chickenshit

:hide:

[arcadian]

10. The cast of Red Dawn would pummel the cast of Roadhouse.

Everybody knows that. Even without the assualt weapons.

[LynneSin]

11. If Dalton can take on all of Wesley's thugs in the town of Jasper he can take on the Wolverines

Because Pain Don't Hurt when it comes to Dalton

[arcadian]

20. Dalton vs. Jed

Swayze vs. Swayze. Red Dawn Swayze will win, he's been up in the hills surviving off of raw squirrel meat and whiskey. Dalton has been sleeping in a water bed banging that blond chick.

[jobycom]

5. Why oh why?

Why, Oh Why

Why can't a dish break a hammer?
Why oh why oh why?!
'Cause a hammer's a hard head.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why, oh why, oh why oh, why?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Because because because because
Goodbye goodbye goodbye

Why can't a bird eat an elephant?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause an elephant's got a pretty hard skin.
Goodby goodbye goodbye.

Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause a mouse's stomach could never get big enough to hold a streetcar.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why does a horn make music?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Because the horn-blower blows it.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye

Why does a cow drink water?
Tell me why n why?
Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me or anybody else.
Goodye goodbye goodbye.

Why don't you answer my questions?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause I don't know the answers.
Goodby goodbye goodbye.

What make the landlord take money?
Why, oh why, oh why?
I don't know that one myself.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why's there no pennies for ice cream
Why, oh why, oh why?
You put all the pennies in the telephone.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why can't a rabbit chase an eagle?
Tell me why, oh why?
'Cause the last rabbit that took out and chased after an eagle didn't come
out so good and that's why rabbits don't chase after eagles that's all I
know about rabbits and eagles?
Because because because.

Why ain't my grandpa my grandma?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Same reason your dad's not your mommy.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why couldn't the wind blow backwards?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody and if it
hurt somebody it'd keep on hurting them
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

[derby378]

19. You can't hide from God

You can't hide from God because he's bigger than you. Help me somebody!

You can't hide from J.R. "Bob" Dobbs because he's stupider than you. He's got more slack than you. He smokes more frop than you. You can't hide from God because he's bigger than you. Heunh! Help me somebody!

You can't run from your own legs. How you gonna run from your own legs? 'Cause they're what you're using to run from 'em with! You can't run from your own legs, you can't hide from "Bob" 'cause he's dumber than you, you can't hide from God 'cause he's bigger than you. Heunh! Help me somebody! She ain't got no legs! Preacher, my legs are on fire! Pull the lever, down ya go!

[AngryAmish]

9. Why do they say Wesley's house was across a "river" from Dalton's loft

It is clearly a pond. You can see the edges.

[eyepaddle]

12. I just wanna know which universe you need to be in to become a famously successful

bouncer? Err, excuse me, cooler.

Oh well, opinions vary.

[LynneSin]

13. Looking for a career change?

:shrug:

[kentauros]

14. Mike Nelson can help with some of those answers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzqhQG4AZO8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFG0-iBXTcc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7W7wt7aRg&feature=related



:D

[flvegan]

15. I can answer the Benz question I think.

He was stunned because Dalton seemed like a simple kind of guy. Sleeping in a barn, helping out with chores, working at the Double Deuce. Then, lo and behold, turns out Mr. Simple has (what would today be) a $100,000 ride. Not so simple any more.

[LynneSin]

16. WHo asked for you to put fricking logic into my trivial thread

:cry:

[flvegan]

17. The brilliance of Roadhouse stimulates my mind.

[Twillig]

18. Uh, point of order, Mr. Dalton, sir?

Why is our blind guitarist sitting in on the bouncer meeting?