Need IMMEDIATE help, vibes, good wishes, etc.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Apparently in my drunken stupor last night, I was eating some French Onion dip while shirtless.

Some of the dip fell into my navel and hardened like a rock. I slept all night with it in there.

I'm trying to pick it out with a jack knife, but no luck so far.

It is cutting off the air supply to my navel, and my stomach is unable to breathe properly.

Vibes.

[auntAgonist]

1. If enough people send strong enough

vibrations, maybe we can shake it out :)



:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I don't know...it's really stuck...

it has mixed with the lint to form some sort of "super bond".

[skygazer]

3. Be careful

My mother told me when I was a kid that if I poked around at my belly button too much it would come untied and my skin would fall off. I still have a phobia about my belly button.


My mom had a weird sense of humor.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Your mom was right...

wise woman. :)

[MorningGlow]

8. But...

Bill Cosby said his mom said if he kept playing with his belly button he'd pop and fly around the room backwards.

Which mom is right in this case? :shrug: Enquiring minds want to know.

[mike_c]

5. dynamite usually works for me....

:nuke:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I tried that once...it enlarged my navel to the point where it is unattractive.

[MrsBrady]

7. why, why, why

am I laughing at this?

:eyes: