The Burning-Fingers of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: ". . . so when my uncle told me to pet his wood stove after he got it good and going, I did and got really, really hurt. Geez. It burnt like hell and later scabbed up and everything. So when I went to visit him a couple months later, after my ninth birthday, and he said, 'Hey, Numbnuts, wanta pet the stove again," I started to go over but then thought real hard and remembered the last time . . . so I wouldn't pet it until he promised to give me some candy. You could say I learned, just like we should learn as a nation about hot stoves and bad treaties and Social Security and stuff like that. See?"

[mvd]

1. It looks kind of like he's pathetically trying to say

some big word.

[skip fox]

2. Come on, DU, give us a caption!

What's happened in the three months I've been gone? To quote W, "Geez."

[cosmicdot]

3. W is spreching: Remember the Alamo!