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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 12:35 AM
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Is it wrong to occasionally caress your instrument?
Sometimes when I'm walking across the room, and passing my double bass in the corner, I'll just reach out and run my hand over it.

I'm not alone in this. Other musicians, who play other axes, have confessed this same behavior to me.

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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 12:49 AM
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1. nothing wrong with that
my boyfriend does it with his guitar and bass. hell, i used to do it to his double bass because it was such a beautiful instrument.
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Drunken Girlfriend Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 01:50 AM
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7. Had to add this
This question automatically made me think of this song.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RcwcTYzOsFQ
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Drunken Girlfriend Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 01:18 AM
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2. Re:Caressing of "instrument"
LOL.I was thinking this was a trick question,something of a sexual nature.

Boy,I have a sick mind.

To answer your question though,I really don't know,as I have never really owned an instrument.

Although in elementry school,I played a mean triangle!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 01:24 AM
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3. A friend of mine used to call his bass his "wooden wife"
There's no shame in feeling intimacy with our instruments. :hi:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 01:25 AM
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4. I like where this is going!
:cry:
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 02:23 AM
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11. You mean like "woodwind" and brass"?
:P
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 01:28 AM
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5. No, nothing wrong with that. I just keep running out of AA batteries.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 04:21 AM
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14. Dammit! When will Black & Decker go green?!
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 05:50 AM
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16. They won't. They need a bailout.
:eyes:

I blame the vegans.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 01:42 AM
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6. As long as you don't pull a 'one time at band camp', you're good.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 02:54 AM
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12. Ooooh....memories of Orchestra Camp!!!
Yeah, you little preverts would LOVE to know what some of us learned about the opposite sex...


I'll stop there.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 03:22 AM
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13. Best I ever got at orchestra camp was a quick accidental flash.
Gotta love ill-fitting bikini tops and organized relay races. :P
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 05:31 AM
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15. oh ho ho.....we could keep the rest of the lounge entertained.
But we won't.

We'd get that famous pizza.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 10:17 PM
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23. Good times...
:P
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 01:52 AM
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8. Is it wrong for me to caress my skin flute?
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 01:57 AM
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9. Not at all...quite normal and healthy... .
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 02:00 AM
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10. No, I caress mine all the time.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 05:54 AM
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17. It would be wrong not to.
A well-crafted instrument is a thing of beauty.
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 06:01 AM
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18. Only if yer mom catches you....
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 10:09 AM
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19. Nothing wrong with caressing it...or wanting to smash the hell out of it
love and passion are funny things
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 10:14 AM
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20. Just do it in private. nt
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 10:25 AM
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21. If it's wrong, I don't want to do what's right.
I caress my guitars a LOT. Anything that sweet sounding is getting affection from me.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 12:36 PM
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22. yes, it's wrong
you shouldn't occasionally caress her, you should caress her every day! ;)
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 10:23 PM
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24. I caress my instruments on occassion
I own a ridiculous number of guitars (8 or 9, I lost count), and sometimes I'll pull them out and just touch them once in awhile.

Then I go masturbate, and things feel a bit better.

This is the DU member formerly known as Stroker Ace.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 10:26 PM
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25. Just make sure you don't accidentally the whole thing. nt
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 12:12 AM
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33. [LouCostello]Accidentally the whole thing what?[/Lou Costello]
Edited on Fri Jan-23-09 12:13 AM by MilesColtrane
And, who's on first?
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 10:36 PM
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26. How could you NOT do that, if you're a true musician? One of the reasons that the
Autoharp was my favorite instrument back when I was able to play was the fact that when you play it, you hug it close to your chest.

Redstone
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 10:40 PM
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27. You may caress my piano...
but kindly keep your hands off my organ.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 11:30 PM
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29. In my house, it's known as the "Mighty Wurlitzer".
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falcon97 Donating Member (343 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 11:29 PM
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28. Depends on how old it it is. n/t
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 11:32 PM
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30. She's 77, named "Helga", and is just now hitting her prime.
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falcon97 Donating Member (343 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 11:39 PM
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31. Oh. Didn't realize there was a gender involved.
I'd say continue caressing.


:hi:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 11:58 PM
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32. Upright basses have that hourglass figure don't you know.
Pert flare at the top, thin waist, and junk in the trunk down below.

But, get your mind out of the gutter. The opening on the top is called an F hole because it's shaped like the letter F.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 01:58 AM
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34. I fondle mine often.
even when i'm not playing with it.
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