Who'll volunteer to change their names to Biggus Dickus and Incontinentia Buttocks?

[Oeditpus Rex]

Anyone...? :shrug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. what about Prick_Teaser and JunkyTrunk ---

why not ...? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I think the point has eluded you

:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. meh...

point taken.

[TreasonousBastard]

3. I'm thinking of Big Dick Magee. n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. Personally - I like SpocksPointyEars or MagooglyEyes.

but, then again I am just weird like that and besides I had a day from hell at work.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. ok then, Have it your way,,,,PinPrick and TinyHiney

:yoiks:

[Brucie Kibbutz]

7. how about...

Dixon Tufar

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. I tried, they were "taken"

yeah. i bet

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. I.P.Freely is up for grabs ...

any takers? :shrug:

[auburngrad82]

10. Only if you promise to wewease wajuh...

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. FINALLY!!

Somebody gets it!



:toast:

[auburngrad82]

12. I think you have to be of a certain age and have an appreciation for the absurd

At my house we have been known to suddenly yell:

"Bring me a shrubbery!"

or

"It's only a flesh wound!"

or spontaneously break into song:

Eeeevery sperm is saaaacred...

As you can see, the Pythons are popular here in backwoods North Carolina.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. There's a bunch of Python fans in the Lounge, young and old

Guess they're all off figuring out what to change their name to. :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

18. I was off suggesting a name change for mcctatas

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8437972&mesg_id=8438448

[Cabcere]

24. Ni!

:evilgrin: ;) :hi:

When you said "backwoods North Carolina," I had to check your profile - both of my parents are from NC, and yes, they gave my brother and me a healthy appreciation of the absurd. :) (For instance: my dad went to NCSU, my mom went to UNC, and they're still married after 26 1/2 years.) ;)

[auburngrad82]

31. I live in the boonies north of Raleigh

Plenty of wildlife out here- deer, foxes, hawks, a bald eagle, and a killer bunny.

[hobbit709]

17. The Holy Shoe

ARTHUR:
He has given us a sign!
FOLLOWER:
Oh!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
He has given us... His shoe!
ARTHUR:
The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example.
SPIKE:
What?
ARTHUR:
Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
EDDIE:
Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER:
No, no, no. The shoe is...
YOUTH:
No.
SHOE FOLLOWER:
...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
GIRL:
Cast off...
SPIKE:
Aye. What?
GIRL:
...the shoes! Follow the Gourd!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
No! Let us gather shoes together!
FRANK:
Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER:
Let me!
ELSIE:
Oh, get off!
YOUTH:
No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
Give me your shoe!
YOUTH:
Get off!
GIRL:
Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!
FOLLOWER:
The Gourd!
HARRY:
Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us!
ARTHUR:
It is a shoe! It is a shoe!

[Random_Australian]

14. No, we should be united against our common enemy....

The Judean People's Front! :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. No, no!

The Romans! :spank:

[Bunny]

16. I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus.

[YankeyMCC]

19. Oh boy I just posted in another 'why you're not changing thread'

that I wasn't inspired to change now I'm feeling a bit inspired!

[MissHoneychurch]

20. Which front are you from?

People's Front of Judea or Judean People's Front?

[TZ]

21. I have a Monty Python reference in my name

TZ= turtlezoot. Perhaps you remember a character named Zoot...:)

[lazyriver]

23. I remember her and her twin sister. I forget which one keeps lighting the

grail-shaped beacon.

[SacredCow]

26. It was the naughty, bad, wicked, EVIL Zoot....

:hi:

[TZ]

27. Thats it!

Thats me! Or at least what was said to me after one particularly naughty night in the lounge! :rofl:

[SacredCow]

28. Then you must be spanked.

:spank:

[lazyriver]

29. Then I shall line her up first for the spanking and then the...

:9

[harmonicon]

22. I was considering Biggus Dickus

I couldn't decide how to spell it. "Biggus" is really shitty Latin, but "Bigus" would be pronounced completely differently. I decided that it's best as a verbal gag.

[Cabcere]

25. Centuwion! Stwike him vewy woughwy!

:spank:


:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

30. I'm all over "Biggus Dickus"

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

32. I'm already changing mine to Mike Oxlong

However, Holden McGroin, Phil McCafferty, Mike Roch, and Stan DePee are still up for grabs.

This is the DU member formerly known as Hal Jalykakik.

[Fire Walk With Me]

33. I've long considered simply using "Biggus".

Not this time, however.

[Doc_Technical]

34. Naughtius Maximus.

This was the name of Brian's father.