Who here thinks Dr. Strange, the former DuStrange

[Pierre.Suave]

should be Dr.Strangelove.

:rofl:

[TZ]

1. actually

I do think Dr. Strange is perfect for him. I also get the feeling that his students would agree with that..:)

[Pierre.Suave]

2. I think it is missing some of the

peviness of his lounge persona though...


:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. It should have been DrStrange, en homage to MrCoffee.

And DrPepper.

You can lead a Horta to water... :shrug:

[Pierre.Suave]

4. Maybe...

hmmm

[flvegan]

5. I think it's really sad that a person can, in 5 minutes, take form of a doctor.

6 years of medical education and training all taken for granted in just a few moments.

It's just proof of the sad state of affairs here right now.

This is the DU member formerly known as Dr. Pepper.

[Pierre.Suave]

7. ...

ok, DrPepper...


:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Providing medical advice is against the DU guidelines

so let's see just how long this lasts :P

[kentauros]

6. No, Dr. Loveless

would be more appropriate







:P

This is not the DU member formerly known as Kentauros.

[elshiva]

9. YIPPEEE!

[BeachBaby]

10. I already mentioned that in another thread.

I mean, jeez - earlier today he told me that I am no longer a girl. I'm a woman now. I would like to know what he meant by that.

Dr. Strangelove, indeed.

[Pierre.Suave]

11. better check your bedroom for

hidden video cameras...

:scared:

[BeachBaby]

12. No, that can't be it.

No excitement in THAT room. :eyes:

[Pierre.Suave]

13. Hmmm

then I dont know what he meant, and sorry.

[Dr. Strange]

16. Check the basement.

[TZ]

17. oh yeah.

What are you doing out of your cage anyway?..*cracks whip*
Clearly I have been deficient in my job as slave er task master...:P

[saltpoint]

14. By any name, that poster has stopped me in my tracks many times,

and I hope to read a lot more threads with "Dr. Strange" in them.

[Dr. Strange]

18. Hopefully they won't be threads like...

"About time Dr. Strange was banned!"
or
"Skinner's making Dr. Strange spend more time in the I/P Forum."
:scared:

[saltpoint]

34. Hi there, and happy new year, too.

[CreekDog]

15. Dr. is short for

Derrrrrrrr :dunce:

[NJmaverick]

19. Is he going to have office hours?

[Dr. Strange]

20. That all depends...

on whether I can get out of B²'s basement.

[TZ]

21. lol-- b squared...I like that

however, I'm beginning to think that a better nick for you would have been Dr. Demented..:P

[Dr. Strange]

22. Ah, that takes me back.

http://www.drdemento.com

http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=152

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Boobyprize. It's five year mission ... to sell T-shirts, toy phasers, plastic communicators, and anything else we can think of, to seek out new life in old plots and complications ... TO BOLDLY GO WHERE EVERYONE HAS GONE BEFORE

STAR DREK

Captain's log stardate 6935.2: We are in orbit around the planet Schwartz.

Snotty: Engineering to Captain Jerk ... engineering to Captain Jerk.
Jerk: Jerk here, what is it Snotty?
Snotty: Captain, the warp drive mechanisms are generating excess anti-matter, the pods are overloadin' now and if it continues at this rate I canna' be responsible for the safety of the ship.
Jerk: Don't have a spaz Snotty.
Snotty: Ach, but the whole ship gonna blow itself to pieces, Jim.
Jerk: I want answers mister!
Snotty: Well I tried shoving a wiener in the warp drive, but it didn't a do a bit a good. By the vye, would you have a wee bit of mustard up on the bridge.
Jerk: Mr. Schlock??
Schlock: No mustard Captain.
Jerk: Analysis Mr. Schlock?
Schlock: It would appear that Lt. Snott is about to eat a wiener without mustard.
Jerk: As always your logic is impeccable Mr. Schlock, but I was referring to the emergency in the ships warp drive.
Schlock: I would say that the program is at too early a stage to permit solving any serious difficulties, Jim.
Jerk: Recommendation.
Schlock: Suggest you wait for further plot complications, before undertaking corrective measures.
Jerk: Logical Mr. Schlock, perfectly logical ... Dr. McCoy?
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a script-writer!!!!!!!!
Computer: WARNING!! THIS IS A PLOT COMPLICATION. WARNING!! THIS IS A PLOT COMPLICATION.
Schlock: Plot complication showing up on ship's sensors now, Captain. I'm switching to visual...
Jerk: What is it Mr. Schlock?
Schlock: Computer data is coming in now, Captain. It's just what we need, a giant negative space wedgy of great power coming right at us at warp speed.
Jerk: Uh, Mr. Lulu, evasive actions.
Lulu: Yes, Captain Jerk.
Schlock: Evasive actions ineffective, Captain. The wedgy is turning with us and closing rapidly. Estimated time of impact is approximately 16.9 seconds. 15 ... 14
Jerk: Bridge to engineering.
Snott: Snott here Captain.
Jerk: What's not there Snotty?
Snott: I said 'Snott here', Captain.
Jerk: Snotty, give me full power, get us out of here fast.
Snott: Ach, I can'ta do it, the toilets have backed up into the warp drive it'll take time to make repairs.
Jerk: Time? Mr. Schlock??
Schlock: 2 ... 1 ... Wipeout.

<<<<<<<< BOOOOM!! >>>>>>>>>

Schlock: Readings are off the scale, Captain. I have not encountered this phenomenon before.
Jerk: Damage report, Lt. Manura??
Manura: uunna at li woot lis shalaken out here.
Schlock: Fascinating.
Jerk: What is it Mr. Schlock?
Schlock: The force field seems to have passed through us and and entered the surface of the planet Schwartz. Yet tricorder readings fail to indicate any such energy from the planet.
Jerk: Opinion Mr. Schlock.
Schlock: Insufficient data, Captain.
Jerk: Into the elevator, Mr. Schlock. Let's beam down to the planet's surface so I can find an alien to fall in love with before the program's over.
Schlock: You usually do.
Jerk: Ain't I somethin'? Uh, Mr. Lulu, you've got the con.
Lulu: Thank you Captain Jerk.
Jerk: Elevator, transporter room.
Elevator: I'm fine, how are you?
Jerk: Elevator, I said transporter room.
Elevator: I'm fine, how are you?
Jerk: Oh, forget it. Elevator to engineering, beam us down from here Snotty.
Snott: Aye aye, Captain. you're locked on coordinates now.
Jerk: Energize Mr. Snott.
Schlock: Remarkable, there is no record of any such civilization as this on the planet Schwartz.
Jerk: Look Schlock, here comes a car and feast your Vulcan squinties on that driver.
Schlock: Far out, Captain Jerk.
Driver: Want a lift, sailor?
Jerk: As a matter of fact, I do. I'll say goodbye here Mr. Schlock. Now you'll have what you always wanted, command of the Boobyprize.
Schlock: And you'll have what you always want.d.
Jerk: What's that Mr. Schlock.
Schlock: A bleach blonde in red convertible on planet Schwartz.
Jerk: Ain't I sometin'? Well, say bye bye to Starfleet Command for me and I'll see you on Hollywood Squares.
Schlock: Bye bye, Jim.
Schlock: I thought he'd never go. Schlock to Boobyprize.
Snott: Snott here Mr. Schlock.
Schlock: What's not there Lt. Snott.
Snott: I said 'Snott here', Mr. Schlock.
Schlock: That's 'Captain Schlock'
Snott: Aye?
Schlock: Make it one to beam up.

<<< CLOSING MUSIC >>>

[BeachBaby]

23. Never gonna happen.

[mcctatas]

24. Far be it from me to cast asparagus on someones private proclivities...

but Strangelove doesn't even begin to cover it, more like Dr. hidetheclampsandgerbilslove!

O8)

[TZ]

25. bwaahhaha!

well you need to work boobies in somehow but otherwise..poifect..:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

26. I work in the S&M building.

In particular, I'm on the first floor of the Science & Math building.

[mcctatas]

27. Sexually deviant Math geeks are hot!

:P

[Dr. Strange]

29. Yes I am.

I mean, yes they are.
:blush:

[leftyclimber]

28. Every time I see the screen name I append "-love" in my mind.

Glad I'm not the only one! :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

30. Well...

that's a mighty fine appendage, I suppose.

[leftyclimber]

35. I know a physicist

whose actual last name is "Love."

Needless to say, he gets a lot of crap. :rofl:

[flvegan]

31. It's his The Vapors of Valtorr I fear the most.

Dr. Strange has been known to unleash that fog time and again.

This is the DU member formerly known as Never Gonna Pull DuStrange's Finger.

[TZ]

32. is that something

that is produced by a Dutch Oven?

:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

33. I've been good about avoiding Mordo's burritos.

You should be relatively safe downwind.