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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:33 PM
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Poll question: Have you ever allowed your toddler to rub his bare butt on your spouse's pillow
as retribution for an unrelated grievance?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:34 PM
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1. I have let my dog do that!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:35 PM
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2. Bwahaha!
When the kids get bigger, I may HAVE to get a dog!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:40 PM
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3. Is this the kid who isn't potty trained?
'Cause that's just NASTY.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:52 PM
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5. Nah- It was the older boy, though some years ago.
I still smile when I think about it...
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:51 PM
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4. LaraMN...
...you crack me up. :rofl: I love it. :yourock:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:52 PM
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6. Good!
I can't find a job; I have to good for SOMETHING!

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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:54 PM
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7. Why not just stick the spouse's toothbrush up the dog's ass?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:57 PM
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8. No dog.
:shrug:
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 05:00 PM
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9. OK. Well you can always scrub the toilet with it.
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 05:28 PM
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10. Never intentionally, but ...
... you know those toddler butts, they get around.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 06:14 PM
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11. I don't have a toddler or a spouse, but if I did, I would insist on it.
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