worst ways to wake up

[surrealAmerican]

I'd vote for the half-heard sound of a dog about to spit up on the sofa.

[Iggo]

1. Cops in your face...

...3 guns pointing at you, and them yelling "Where's your roommate?"

And I'm like, "Wait....what?"

[hunter]

5. Waking up with cops in your room is a bad one.

I was staying in a motel with friends when that happened.

They didn't find whatever it was they were looking for, but I don't think they really intended to.

It was more like a "We don't like you here. Leave."

[KitchenWitch]

2. Earthquake

[UrbScotty]

3. Roommate taking a wiz in your bedroom

Happened to one of my roomies when he was an RA.

[undeterred]

4. Smelling smoke at 2am

and realizing its throughout your apartment. Go out in the hall and its there too. Wake up the downstairs neighbor so you can split the task of running around the building to try and figure out where its coming from. Calling 911 to tell them there's smoke and waking up all the neighbors. Standing out in the rain waiting for the fire department to come.

Learning the cause of the smoke is that your totally stoned building janitor was cooking a steak on a hot plate and fell asleep as it burned. Smelling smoke the rest of the night and being pissed.

[hunter]

6. Kids are even better than dogs.

They tiptoe into your room at night, climb into your bed and you wake up hearing "Daddy, I don't feel well," and then they puke on you.

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[XemaSab]

8. FTW!

:D