I'll make a Deal: Donate as much money to DU as possible by 1 20 and the duck goes free.

[graywarrior]

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Extortion! Usury!

We're gonna call The A Team on your duck-detaining butt!

[graywarrior]

2. I. Fear. No. Man.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. You'll fear Mr. T when he introduces you to his friend PAIN!

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

4. I pity the fool who messes with me

[ghostsofgiants]

6. So much jibba jabba.

[graywarrior]

8. Is that good or bad?

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Even a fdool like Murdoch can tell you jibba jabba's bad...

And that fool don't STOP with the jibba jabba.

[NYC_SKP]

5. Nope, first free the Duck.

Then we'll talk.

[graywarrior]

7. Never.

To tickee, no duckie

[NYC_SKP]

9. OK, then. We will need proof of life.

A beak bit or piece of foot web should do.

[jobycom]

10. DU will need the money to help the duck readjust to freedom. nt

[charlie and algernon]

11. DU doesn't negotiate with terrorists

free the duck!

[texanwitch]

12. I know for a fact that our soon to be new president would want you to free the duck.

He told me so.

He called me on his blackberry.


You know he reads DU.

[graywarrior]

15. The duck is in protective custody

[LeftyMom]

13. How are we doing the swap?

We leave the money in a suitcase next to a park bench, in sight of a pond where you release the duck when Skinner picks up the cache of unmarked bills?

[rug]

16. You don't free a duck by cutting off its feet.