I'm afraid to move because I keep getting electrocuted!!

[Inchworm]

I guess this is cosmic payback for torturing my brothers with finger zaps. (btw, zapping brother's ears is a hoot)

I pet the dog.. ZAP
I touch car.. ZAP
I touch doorknob..ZAP
I take off my jacket.. ZAP ZAP..zappity zap

My beer better not zap me tonight or it's on!

That is all...

:hi:

[Happyhippychick]

1. Get a humidifier, it will help.

[Inchworm]

2. I was "out in the world"

It's scary out there! :D

:scared:

[Happyhippychick]

3. Rain dance?

[kentauros]

4. yeah

since a "humidifier" for the entire state of Texas would be another hurricane :P

Just give me the normal Gulf breeze and we'll have all the humidity we need :D

[Happyhippychick]

5. Please. It's 9 degrees here and my humidifier is spewing ice cubes.

But at least I have a front seat to the inauguration festivities! I can't complain too loudly.

[Inchworm]

6. Can I just carry a grounding rod

and before I touch anything stab the ground with it? :D

:)

[Happyhippychick]

11. I was going to make a very crude comment about wearing rubber shoes, then I thought about saying

something about wearing a condom, and then I decided that maybe I shouldn't say any of it because I didn't want to give a bad impression.

But hey, it's the lounge! :)

[Inchworm]

13. Naw, no impressions

This is me acting out your statement...



:rofl:






:yoiks:

[Happyhippychick]

14. Uh....

:rofl:

That is what I meant to say!

[InternalDialogue]

7. I was going to suggest a bunch of friends who own vans

But then I actually read the post... different kind of moving.

Though you never know, one of them might be negatively charged and discharge the whole place.

[Inchworm]

10. Woohoo! Where we goin?

*woof* *woof*

:)

[CreekDog]

8. ever let the cat sniff your finger and watch them get zapped?

not on purpose of course.

but it's still damn funny. :rofl:

[Inchworm]

9. Yup, but it was the dog

It didn't seem to phase her much. I'm the one that jumped 2 feet :D

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

12. That's why it's more fun with a cat

accidentally! :rofl:

[Throd]

15. Isn't electrocution fatal by definition?

[Inchworm]

16. It's a short lived death if so

I mean.. reeally :)

:hi: