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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 10:39 PM
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I almost set the kitchen on fire tonight
Remind me not to try using the broiler when I've been chatting up my good friend Captain Morgan
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 10:45 PM
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1. So, you got a little Captain in you and you forgot the broiler.
That happens.

I was going to add something really alluring about calling me Captain, but it seems out of place here.

Glad you're okay.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 10:47 PM
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2. I opened the oven and flames came out
My first response was to laugh. Only after that did I go OH SHIT FIRE.
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 10:53 PM
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4. Do you have a gas or electric range?
The reason I ask is because you said you opened the door. With an electric range you leave the door ajar when broiling. With a gas oven you leave it closed. Did your food catch fire? Glad you are unsigned and still in a good humor.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 10:55 PM
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6. Gas
One of the things I hated the most about living out West was everything being electric. Just doesn't cook as well.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 10:51 PM
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3. The broiler is one of the most dangerous parts of a stove.
You almost have to keep the oven door ajar and watch what you're broiling, unless you have a really "clear" window for that kind of thing. Thangs can get out of hand quickly, or you just ruin whatever you're broiling and don't get to eat it. Unless you like "blackened" food ;)

Glad you're safe, though. What did you burn up?
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 10:54 PM
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5. Some steak
On the plus side, it came out really good. :rofl:

I need to set meat on fire more often.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:29 PM
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10. Helps defend against vampires too.
Steak is very handy. :P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:52 PM
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15. You asked for it.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:55 PM
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16. ... I'll be in my bunk.
:P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:01 PM
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7. Got a little Captain in you.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:22 PM
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8. You know why I love you?
Every time, you reply with a picture of hot people

:thumbsup:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:27 PM
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9. I love you, Chovexani.
:loveya: You are so sweet and sexy. :loveya:

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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:30 PM
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11. Hot geeky sci-fi people.
The best kind of hot people. :P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:47 PM
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13. "I'm Captain Jack Harkness, note the stripes."
"I'm Captain John Hart, note the sarcasm."
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:55 PM
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17. Right click, save image as...
:9
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:30 PM
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12. Well, go back and finish the job!
Report back here when you're finished.



That is all.



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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-09 11:49 PM
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14. Rum seared steak I hope!
And every kitchen needs a good sterilizing by burning now and again.
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