good clinton/bush joke

[historian]

Pardon me if im repeating myself here
Bush dies and goes immediately to hell. The devil shows him around so he can pick where to spend eternity. Room one has Rummy pushing a huge boulder up a hill but never quite makes it. The boulder rolls and turns him into paste but he stands up and does it again.
"Noooooooooooo" said bushie "i dont do sweat"
Next door, chimp peeps through window and sees Rove swimming against the tide till, exhausted, he sinks to the bottom, rises again and starts all over.
"noooooooooooooo" said chimpi "im not a good swimmer, and besides they didnt have water in crawford."
"OK" said the devil "last room"
Chimp peered in and saw clinton lying on his back, nakes, arms under his head while monica knelt over him, doint what she does best.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss" said chimpo "I think i can spend eternity like that."
"Are you sure" asked the devil "there is no turning back."
"Oh im im sure" said chimpy excitedly jumping up and down.
Devil unlocks the door, pushes chimpy in, then says
"Ok monica, you can go now."

[Catch22Dem]

1. Oh dear jeebus

That's baaaaaaaaad. :evilgrin:

[lancdem]

2. It is

but I had to laugh.

[Paradise]

3. you're bad...

but we're bad. lol.

[pagerbear]

4. Hell, I'd rather blow Clinton than Dubya!

[baldguy]

5. Why is Clinton in hell?

And what did he do to deserve being "serviced" by duh-bya?

[historian]

6. well...

he denied having sex didnt he? Bad bad clinton - spank spank