Dentally medicated. My first ASK ME ANYTHING thread.

[Shanty Oilish]

Go for it. There'll never be a better opportunity. I just had a tooth out with general anesthesia and I'm utterly whacked. :crazy:

[Richardo]

1. At leatht your faith ithn't all thwollen up like mine was latht week...

...when I had my woot canal.

Hope it went OK and you're "feeling no pain" - I know oral surgery is no picnic. :hug: caroline

[Richardo]

2. Oops! I forgot to "ask you anything"...what meds they got you on?

Tell Dr. Richardo. :smoke:

[Shanty Oilish]

4. Dental phobia shit

Phobiacs don't ask they just take it. Sodium pentathol. Valium just to get there and take sodium pentathol. Novocain. Who knows what else? Anything so I don't infer the clown suit when I look at him.

I rarely get inebriated so this is quite a blast for me. :)

ed: whatever it is, it makes heroin seem like it wears white gloves and returns library books ontime.

[JaySherman]

3. Are you mentally dedicated?

:evilgrin:

[BlueEyedSon]

6. LOL

you do know that wordplay is the lowes form of humor....

[Shanty Oilish]

11. lowest form of humor

It rises considerably when you are drugged off your ass. All is relative. :kick:

[JaySherman]

13. No it isn't. Voting Republican is worse.

*rimshot*

[VOX]

5. Are you still conscious?

Or have you slumped down into a sedated, blissful state of druggy sleep?

[Shanty Oilish]

7. I am. That's exactly the problem.

Mind you, I LOVE consciousness. Except when dentists enter into the equation. I love my faculties and rarely mess with them. But dentists always did scare the crappe out of me. Ever since the first one tried to kill me when I was just a little girl with a mouthful of unnecessary teeth. One of which fell down my windpipe while he was working, and this was before Heimlich maneuvers....
I am home now and he is miles, miles away, but I am still feeling very threatened. Waaaaaaaaaah!

[everythingsxen]

8. Do you love Wombat?

Wombat loves you.

[Shanty Oilish]

9. Ahhh, wombats

You know, of course, that the wombat lays eggs and emits cube-shaped dung. Of course you do.

[LeinesRed]

10. So...do you do any fishing?

couldn't resist a Dr. Cosby line

[Shanty Oilish]

12. yeah well did you listen to Cosby in the 60's?

I was busy raising hell in the 80s and missed him altogether. But in the sixties the man was ineffably existential. Re-le-vant, even!

God: "Noah..."

Noah: "What's a cubit?"

Pure gold, he was. 'Course the alternative was Lenny Bruce. :wtf:

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14. Whats the difference between the Universe and a dogs back?

[Whitacre D_WI]

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16. exactly

even when you leave out the other stuff you talked about..