Y'know, if Jack Bauer ever tortured me, I'd crack in like 4 seconds.

[Bucky]

Seriously, folks. I'd rat out the lot of ya as co-conspirators; I'd name your bosses, your kids & spouses, probably your pet dogs, too, as part of the latest al-Qaeda plot just to stop that crazy dude from shooting me in the face. I don't care if I have to make something up or plant evidence on yall later. One little threat and I squeal like a stuck pig.

Ask me anything.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Who told you how?

Who told you how? Who told you how? Who told you how?

[Bucky]

4. It was Kitchenwitch! She set the whole thing up! Please stop screaming at me!

Can you believe I nearly got a job at the CIA once? We woulda totally lost the Cold War if it'd been up to me.

[RadiationTherapy]

2. Yeah. I bet I could hold my breath the entire time I was able to withstand the torture.

tweet tweet tweeeeeeeet tweeeeeeeeet.

[AlCzervik]

3. it would be fun to watch Jack Bauer torture you.

yes it would.