I'm thinking of tampering with my urine test.
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:15 AM
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I'm thinking of tampering with my urine test.
Don't panic, I'm just THINKING about it at this point. Jesus Christ, you always overreact.
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:17 AM
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1. What are you thinking of doing to it?
putting orange juice in it?
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:19 AM
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3. I'm thinking of taking the empty bottle from the nurse...
walking into the bathroom, pouring apple juice in the bottle, and then when she goes to take it from me, putting it to my lips and drinking it. :hi:
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:21 AM
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:19 AM
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2. I say take that next step and actually
tamper with it. Does it really matter anyway? I mean it is pee regardless.
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:20 AM
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:21 AM
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6. Don't be alarmed now when she calls for back up!
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:23 AM
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7. Back up? No no, you misunderstood. This is my urologist, not my proctologist.
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:23 AM
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:42 AM
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10. depends how experienced of a nurse she is
if she's anything like me, she'll just hand you another specimen cup and tell you not to waste anymore of her damn time. :P
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Sat Jan-10-09 12:31 AM
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9. No matter what you do, Philboy, they won't believe you're pregnant.
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