Behold the Evil that is the marketting Department of Sanrio

[Az]

http://www.sanrio.com/
Sanrio. Makers of Hello Kitty. Was there ever a more evil force on the planet. Look at the cuteness. How can anyone resist this evil force? Know the terror that is the Sanrio Marketting Department. Hello Kitty will one day be sold on Mars.

Everything will one day be converted to Hello Kitty. We will go to work in our Hello Kitty cars. We will work in Hello Kitty offices. We will call others on our Hello Kitty phones. And we will return home to eat our Hello Kitty meals prepared in our Hello Kitty stoves. And when the night descends we will use our Hello Kitty sex toys to pass the time away till our Hello Kitty alarm clocks wake us.

Fear the Kitty.

[DK666]

1. Whats Next

Kitty Milkshakes ?

[DarkPhenyx]

2. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, kitty milkshakes.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

cats are food, ya know. Do the shakes meow instead of slurp?

[Love Bug]

3. Hey, there's a Sanrio store in the Mall of America

About as much cute as a body can stand, but IMO, still preferable to anything Precious Moments. *shudder*

[Az]

4. Precious moments contains not an iota of evil that is Sanrio

Sanrio is global. When you see a Precious Moments Jet then you can be concerned. Sanrio has a fleet.

[TheMightyFavog]

6. It's Japan's revenge for the firebombings.

End of Line.

[Az]

7. Thought that was Speed Racer

This is an evil that goes to the core.

[TheMightyFavog]

8. No, that was for Hiroshima and Nagasaki

End of Line.

[Love Bug]

9. Yeah, but is there a Hello Kitty CHAPEL?

There is a Precious Moments chapel:

http://www.ettractions.com/ettractions/att/15487.asp

[TheMightyFavog]

10. barf...

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MOCARprecious.html


A fucking daisy cutter
That's all I'm asking for...

[TheMightyFavog]

11. You think the chapel's bad?

http://www.preciousmoments.com/default.aspx?sid=A44A81E9-45CD-4CF7-B614-7F7C971F9759&pid=1518

Precious moments fucking Theme Park!!!!!

Where's a B-52 loaded to the gills with napalm when you need one?

:grr:

[TheMightyFavog]

5. Somethinng I'd love to see...

One large shelf loaded with Precious Moments tchotchkes.

One mounted .50 machine gun

One seriously guy who gets seriously pissed off at the sight of anything Precous Moments.

Let the carnage begin.

[catzies]

12. NO. Love the Kitty. Embrace the Kitty. Reistance is futile.

We are all the Kitty. We live in a happy pink Kitty world.

Before the Kitty, we chopped wood and carried water. After the Kitty we will chop wood and carry water.

The Kitty is eternal. The was nothing before the Kitty and the Kitty will never cease to be. All that is love is the Kitty.

Do not run from the Kitty that is within you, be the love.

[dawn]

13. Hehehe, I'm part of the evil Sanrio cult.

Queenie Lou, my avatar, is one of their newer characters.

But I still love the original HK stuff.

Don't fear the kitty!

[hunter]

14. Will my Hello Kitty car be a hybrid?

So long as it's not pink...

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

15. Hello Kitty Vibrators!

Buy one for your "little girl" today!

http://www.jlist.com/R/ADULTTOYS/

[Az]

16. See!

Evil! Wonder if it takes batteries or plugs in.... dangit.... its EVIL!!!