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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-09 06:43 PM
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So I had 16 items at the store I used their express lane to purchase...
Had nothing but food stamps and a jar of pennies. Didn't bother me none, the clerk was a hottie and we're going to a brothel on Friday to get some fine threesum action... I saw the ring on her left ring finger but she said the marriage just didn't matter anymore.

Man, I hope nobody got angry while talking all that time to check her out in the queue...

And hurry up Friday!
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-09 06:45 PM
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1. Flamebait
I'm alerting all over this one :)
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-09 07:10 PM
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2. Going to a brothel for some fine threesum action?
Why didn’t you just go over and hit on the courtesy clerk, they’re always cute and they never have anything to do.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-09 08:10 PM
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3. Think I'll bookmark this one for some fine Thursday morning reading.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-09 07:36 PM
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4. This thread must become the new kudzu
not that it's going places...
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raptor_rider Donating Member (517 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-09 07:48 PM
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5. So......
How did it go Friday????? :hi:
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