Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit

[Adsos Letter]

Source: Reuters

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.

"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.

(Reporting by Pauline Askin, Editing by Dean Yates)

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5063T920090107?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true

[flvegan]

1. His crimes will cause a deflation in availability of Jungle Jane dolls.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Some men just can't commit.

[TZ]

3. I think the police are blowing this out of proportion!

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Police were deflated that all victims replied to questioning

with only a surprised expression.

[LeftyMom]

5. DNA samples??

Eeeeeeewwwwwwww!

[lost-in-nj]

6. brings a whole new meaning to

love 'em
and leave 'em



you can not make this shit up...

bizarre

:rofl:


lost

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. To: plastic women

From: God

[supernova]

8. Sounds funny, but

at any time, this meatwad could escalate from assaulting blow up dolls, to assaulting real women who look like blow up dolls. (At least in his little twisted mind.)

[PeaceNikki]

9. ASSAULTING BLOW UP DOLLS!?!?!

It's a sex toy.

[supernova]

10. LOL I know that

but he BROKE IN to the store. He didn' t just go in and buy it and take it home, now did he? All this in a place that is much less uptight than the U.S.

No, he broke in, used it in the alley and left it. This guy is practicing assaulting women.

[PeaceNikki]

11. Well, clearly he ain't right in the head.

But I think it's a stretch to say he's "practicing assaulting women".

In fact, I hope someday he finds a blow-up doll with whom he can spend the rest of his life.

[4 t 4]

12. Can't anybody have any fun anymore !

[Zuni]

19. what he needs is a real doll

you know, those freaky life like sex dolls that people always bang on HBO late night specials?

There was one dude on the HBO special who lived with his like it was his plastic wife.

[PeaceNikki]

20. Indeed. They aren't cheap, though.

But I bet one would cost less than attorney's fees for his criminal defense.

[Deja Q]

13. Most criminals leave hehind a trail.

Just get out a large UV lamp and follow the drips.

[Ikonoklast]

14. This is obviously a puff piece.

:P

[TZ]

15. Now that I think of it..I believe I have a picture of the perp..

at work...:puffpiece:

[KitchenWitch]

16. I know misogyny is a hatred of women. What is hatred of plastic called?

[CreekDog]

17. Has anyone seen DuStrange?

:hide:

[TZ]

18. HAHAHAHA!

Last I saw , I believe he was on his way to congress to appeal for a bailout of Larry Flynt...:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

22. I have an airtight alibi, I'll have you know!

Besides, Jungle Jane has a restraining order against me.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

23. Never mind DuStrange, has anyone seen jasonc? -nt

[raccoon]

21. If they catch him, they should have him going around making speeches

encouraging wannabe rapists to do what he did instead of picking on live people.

:silly:

[rurallib]

24. Shouldn't be too hard to set up a sting to catch this guy.