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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-09 03:30 PM
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Match Game Story: "Mullet-sporting NASCAR-lovin' freeper redneck Kyle Freddy couldn't get ___ up."
Fill in the blank with ten words or more, please. If you don't, then you have played poorly, and God will kill every kitten in the world.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-09 05:03 PM
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1. "Mullet-sporting NASCAR-lovin' freeper redneck Kyle Freddy couldn't get ...
...his bag of crystal meth, sealed in a rusted, empty Maxwell House can, out from behind the case of Coors Light jammed in the back of his cousin Bobby Jim's Ford F250 pick-up, so he farted, lit up a Marlboro Medium, begged his pregnant girlfriend for a quick handjob, and then gave the fuck up."
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 03:46 PM
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3. This is perfection, good sir.
:rofl:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-09 05:07 PM
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2. Okay.
Mullet-sporting NASCAR-lovin' freeper redneck Kyle Freddy couldn't get ten words or more up.

Done.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-09 03:46 PM
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4. Frakkin' literalist.
:rofl:
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