Now, EXCUSE ME! But, can a queer gal get into some of this BOOB fun?

[Lil Missy]

I don't blame any of the men here enjoying the tit thing. I do too!

I'm not sure I'd like to tell any stories out of school, but I would like to know if I'm included in the fun.

[TZ]

1. Not a problem I would imagine.

Hell I think most of the guys here would ummm enjoy that..:evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

9. Well, ....

I don't kiss and tell, nor do I tell what I see.

But, well, I .....

nevermind! :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. You ARE female, regardless of your orientation!

Of course you're included!

:hug:

[Lil Missy]

13. Thanks Peg! I DO like tits! But ....

honestly, I like brains a lot more. As in, relationship material. Not a fuck buddy. Therefore, I am persona not grata in some circles. But that's okay with me.

[Guava Jelly]

3. We men here are equal opportunity perverts.

Feel free to join in on the harmless fun :D

[Lil Missy]

14. Hey! I have always figured you as a harmless pervert!

:D

[Guava Jelly]

20. You are very observant

:P

[hunter]

4. I wasn't aware bird watching had anything to do with sexual orientation...

Blue footed booby


Marsh tit

[Lyric]

6. Marsh tit?

When Athlete's foot migrates north...

:hide:

[Lil Missy]

55. It doesn't. Except that gays go on to screw small animals.

[Dr. Strange]

5. Absolutely! We're all jumping for joy here.

[Arugula Latte]

8. Ouchie.

x(

[redqueen]

10. Oh my GOD that looks painful.

:cry:

:scared:

[Captain Hilts]

39. I just went into the fetal position watching that. nt

[Lil Missy]

44. Could you send me a pic of that?

:P

[Captain Hilts]

40. I just went into the fetal position watching that. nt

[NJmaverick]

11. they just keep going up and donw

it's hypnotizing

[Lil Missy]

15. That looks fuckin' painful.

And, kinda stupid if she is doing that on purpose.

[dawgmom]

41. Ouch. Speaking from personal experience....

....that is painful. Somebody buy that girl a sports bra.

[Lil Missy]

46. Too big and too bouncy for a sports bra! Ouch. indeed!

Only time I have ever owned or worn a sports bra was with my last adopted kitty. He was such a case! (Mother died after she had the litter.) So, I bought a sports bra and stuffed the little booger inside my shirt.

At least I finally had free hands to make a pot of coffee! Then he slept on my head every night. *groan*

[Initech]

7. BOOBIES!!!!!

[Lil Missy]

17. Yep!

:bounce: :bounce:

[Initech]

23. Just for fun I typed "BOOBIES" into the DU google search:

Results 1 - 16 of 2,200.

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

29. All I got with that Google search was "retarded policmen", "snack cakes", and birds.

[Initech]

31. Strangely those three things seem to have a lot in common.

[Lil Missy]

34. OMG. I don't even want to know why they are similar.

I think I'd rather melt, in ignorance.

[Initech]

36. The retarded policeman throws snack cakes at birds?

:shrug:

[Lil Missy]

43. That works for me!!

Now, stop it! You're being cute now!

:)

[flvegan]

12. Can we watch?

:popcorn:

[Lil Missy]

21. LOL! NO, ya prevert!

I saw tits last weekend, with silicone and sparkles, that would make you or any other grown man cry!

If I ever do hook up with my real interest, NO! You cannot watch!

I know you are just teasin', and so am I. :)

[Initech]

28. Silicone and sparkles? Hmmmmm....

[Beer Snob-50]

16. i believe it goes without saying...

this thread is useless without pictures.

:evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

22. Then, lets see a pic of YOUR package!

:D

[Beer Snob-50]

32. I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!!!

[Lil Missy]

35. YES! Very fine package, indeed!!

:P

[edbermac]

18. Here's a pic of a woman with big jugs.

:7:7

[Lil Missy]

25. Well, I guess I asked for that, but now I feel really terrible.

I am interested in someone in particular, because we seem to have a lot in common, and she is very smart, and educated. I could not care less about her physical attributes. But her "attributes" are nothing to scoff at either.

Anyway, nice jugs!

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. I believe Priyanka has proven that this is possible

She may have even set the standard. :)

[Lil Missy]

33. Huh? What are you talking about?

[Deep13]

24. Welcome abreast, err, I mean aboard. nt

[Lil Missy]

26. Thank you!

I know you meant that as a compliment!

:)

[Skittles]

27. you want I should kick some booby-excluding ass, Lil Missy?

I'd do that for you my sweet

[Lil Missy]

30. Awww, god damn, Skittles. I'm just frustrated all to hell right now.

Next time I come to your door wearing a pink boa, and trying to entice you with a toaster of savings bonds, could I just give you a big hug? After that, I'll go away, and not bother you.

Then, you can kick my ass.

[Skittles]

53. I just may keep the pink feather boa

yes INDEED :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

37. I have been told I have a fine rack.

:evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

48. RACK EM! BABY!

:D

[108blessings]

38. What kind of boob fun do you wanna get into? I am proud of my girls

For 43 and their size, they are holding up, so to speak!

(I finally was professionally measured for a bra and was shocked to learn that I am a B-cup. I always bought Cs.)

[Captain Hilts]

42. At first glance your avatar looks like a birth control pill dispenser. nt

[Lil Missy]

52. .....

:spray:

[Lil Missy]

49. Well, ...

I kinda need some conversation and a few kisses first.

43 tits are certainly nice. But I'm more interested in the rest of the package.
:)

[108blessings]

56. Blah blah blah...yada yada 'rest of the package' If you say so...

Methinks you are being a tease, though. First you bring up tits (yikes, what a term!) and then you are all coy. What is the lesbian equivalent of a prick tease?

[Lil Missy]

59. Well, ya see, I just had this suspicion. I don't like freeper tits.

And BTW, I'm queer, and I'm here. Get used to it.

[Taverner]

45. But of course!

Boobies are for everyone!

May the sky rain boobies!!!!

[Lil Missy]

50. Oh, be still my heart!

Now, ya know that your post and my response will surely be twisted into a flame war. I don't know how, or why, but it's inevitable.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

47. One would hope that enthusiasts are simply that.

Boobies. Fun. Any size fits all.

:D

:hi: LilMissy :hug:

[Lil Missy]

51. Hey now! You are just saying that, cuz ...

you know it's true!

Now, stop trying to seduce me with them damned kitty pics! (In about a year or two.)

I lurves ya, but please don't tell anyone. Kay? :)

:hi:

:hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

54. It's our secret ;)

I never lernt how to stop. :D:D:D

Lurves you heaps hun. :hug: :loveya:

[Jamastiene]

57. This thread is worthless without pictures. n/t

[108blessings]

58. Oh, all right, if you insist...

Hey, not bad for 43, eh?

[Lil Missy]

60. You didn't get the pics I PM'd you? Damn!

I'm complaining to the admins about this! Humfph!