A quick question, and then off to bed. If you had a little pet monkey...

[LeftyFingerPop]

would you gel the fur on the top of his head?

I think I would...I would use a very thin and discrete gel, so the other monkeys would not make fun of him and beat him senseless.

[Critters2]

1. They'd still make fun of him. Maybe not beat him senseless,

but they'd notice, and they'd call him out. And it'd all be your fault.

Hope you can afford a good monkey therapist.

[XemaSab]

2. If you're that bored

come over and fix our dinner.

And leave the monkey at home.