How not to pick up atheist women

[pokerfan]

When a woman on a dating website has a profile that mentions her atheism, please, please, please do not respond to her like this guy did...

http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/01/06/a-lesson-on-how-to-not-pick-up-atheist-women

:wtf: :rofl: :puke:

[Critters2]

1. And here's me, completely lacking in curtsying skills. nt

[rurallib]

38. Genuflect on one knee, get your balance

close the right hand into a fist and punch the chauvanist asshole right in the balls. Return to upright position while laughing your ass off.

[TZ]

2. Gee I don't know why that guy isn't married yet...

What a catch! :sarcasm:

I love the comments where he basically calls her a sad moraless person but gee she has great cheekbones! :rofl:

[vixengrl]

4. Don't you know if you pat a little" village servant girl" on the head,

after a proper chastising--naturally, she immediately rewards his largesse with a smile and a dimpling under her great cheekbones?
:rofl:

What Chapter of "Gor" did he come from?

[pokerfan]

5. and who doesn't

want a charming, village servant girl to cater to, and endure, my moods and needs? :sarcasm:

[jobycom]

23. Probably is. That's the type.

On his third marriage at 29, thinking of divorcing this one, too, because she is willful, but doesn't know if he can handle any more child support.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Oppposites attract.

[KamaAina]

6. What do atheist women scream in the sack, anyway?

"Oh, whoever! Oh, whoever! OH, WHOEVERRRR!!!!!!"? :shrug:

[pokerfan]

7. Oh, Science!!!

[kayakjohnny]

8. "Oh, I'm not sure!"...

Wait, I'm thinking of agnostic. Nevermind.

[JoDog]

31. Darwin! Oh Darwin!

[lightningandsnow]

9. "WHEN YOU DIE, NOTHING HAPPENS!!!"

[DarkTirade]

27. ... so you've met my ex then?

:rofl:

[Lethe]

19. whomever, asshole

:)

[jobycom]

24. Wouldn't that be agnostic? Atheists scream "Big Bang! Big Bang!"

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

34. LOL!

POTD.

[Dr. Strange]

36. I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet:

[frogmarch]

10. What the hell is a village servant girl?

The guy's a total jerk. :thumbsdown:

Even Christian women should steer clear of that loser.

[pokerfan]

13. google....

[jobycom]

25. Laura Bush?

[BlueJazz]

11. Whoa...He sounds like a Real Smooooothie. Be still my foolish heart.

:puke:

[pokerfan]

14. I wonder if he knows John Fitzgerald Page

http://gawker.com/news/douchebags/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page-is-the-worst-person-in-the-world-309684.php">Nightmare Online Dater Is The Worst Person In The World

[Patiod]

35. OMG thanks for that

I thought the Eric Schaeffer one was great, but this is too good to be true. I just wasted about 45 minutes reading his website and all the Gawker comments.

One reason I'm REALLY glad to be out of the dating pool!

[BlueJazz]

40. Christ..I just read this Guy's....ah.."Crap" . The only good thing about these types of Men is,,,,

...they make the rest of us look mighty Good. :)

[Haole Girl]

12. "promise to at least be willing to sit up all hours of the night…"

:wtf:

:crazy:

:wow:

[kwassa]

37. waiting for him to get home from his other girlfriend's house.

[crimsonblue]

15. liberal godless heathen women make me all hot and bothered

I'm agnostic myself; God may very well exist, but he can kiss my ass.

Plus, He's got nothing on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I prefer my heaven to have beer fountains and stripper poles.

[Aristus]

16. And the idea that atheists don't have conceptions of good and evil?

I'm not an atheist and even I found that insulting!

[MsTryska]

17. Awww...he sounds like he's trying really hard to be witty.

he'd totaly take my strap-on and love it.

[Lethe]

20. KINKY!

WOAH!

[Radical Activist]

21. heh

It would leave him confused for life.

[Orangepeel]

18. It doesn't sound like he was trying to pick her up. It reads like he was trying to convert her

lamely.

[DarkTirade]

29. So THAT'S what the kids are calling it these days...

[elshiva]

22. ...

[RandomThoughts]

26. Favorite line

When spending a night with an atheist.

"If I live through this without completely losing my mind, it will be a miracle of Biblical proportions." -- Susan Ivanova

[FloridaJudy]

28. I am so not a nice person

I fervently hope this guy orders a mail order bride from some desperate third world county - and that she runs off with all his money *and* his pastor.

"Submissive village girl" :rofl:

[JohnnieGordon]

30. With that attitude, he better be really good-looking

Or there's no way he'll ever find an actual woman to sleep with him. If he were gorgeous maybe, but I'm thinking fat, homely and balding is more likely.

[LaraMN]

41. I don't think he could possibly be good looking enough

to compensate.

:puke:

[Nickster]

32. Charming, Village Servant Girl? Wow.....

[Marrah_G]

33. Hahahahaha !

What a total loser that guy is.

:rofl:

[PVnRT]

39. I can't tell if he's a Dom or just really religious

[pokerfan]

42. at least really religious

The whole subjugation thing and the comment that without an invisible sky daddy one is incapable of distinguishing between good and evil... Both are right out of the fundy playbook.

[fudge stripe cookays]

43. I love this...from the comments...

"A proposed response:

My God, what’s the world coming to when girls with angelic countenances like yours turn out to be atheists?

A better place."